A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life
This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker#ImWithGary#MOTD#ToryFascists
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Home secretary Suella Braverman claims to have "contributed" to a legal textbook. But the book's author says Braverman made no "written or editorial contribution to the book” - and simply did some photocopying for him
https://t.co/rRpOz6sQ5t
A reminder.
Liz Truss votes for PM: 81,316
Count Binface votes for mayor: 92,896
I have a bigger political mandate than her.
And I’m not hiding.
#BinTruss#BringInBinface
This shirt carries with it a message.
We don't wish to be visible during a tournament that has cost thousands of people their lives.
We support the Danish national team all the way, but that isn't the same as supporting Qatar as a host nation.
How joyous that the end of Johnson is going to come from a bunch of Tory MPs changing the rules to get a second vote because they didn't like the result of the first one.
🚨Politicians can no longer claim that NHS privatisation isn’t happening. We’ve built a map showing the privatisation which has already happened 🚨
#ScrapNHSBill#NHSprivatisation
It’s right here💙👇
https://t.co/CHcnbcOM1n