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[fabien clark @fabienclark]

No Starc or Hazelwood ... is the plan to bore them out? #ashes2019

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

Shit Kohli is gone !!!! #BorderGavaskarTrophy #AusvInd

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

Starc!!!!now for Kohli #BorderGavaskarTrophy #AUSvIND #7Cricket

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

Is @7Cricket doing a roaming Brian with @bowlologist .. “roaming Flemo”

[7Cricket @7Cricket]

Step into the Australian rooms with @bowlologist & @dizzy259 #AUSvIND

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

Yes Hazlewood!!!!

[cricket.com.au @cricketcomau]

The first wicket of the Test summer! https://t.co/lTUqyqRMzW #AUSvIND

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

Hazlewood you little bloody ripper #7Cricket #Cricket #AusvInd #BorderGavaskarTrophy

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

Oi @7Cricket too many touch screens!! Just stick a key in the pitch and let’s get on with it!! #BorderGavaskarTrophy #AUSvIND

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

Was about to have a big whinge about the cricket not being on free to air TV .... then I saw the score and now I’m thinking it’s probably for the best. #AUSvRSA #ODI #seeNoEvil #bringbackthechannel9commentarybox

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

I wonder if carving the faces of famous racehorses into Uluru Mount Rushmore style is off the cards for these people.

[Sky News Australia @SkyNewsAust]

.@ScottMorrisonMP on using the Opera House to advertise horse racing: I would put an advertisement for the Bathurst 1000 on the Harbour Bridge if I thought it would get people there.

MORE: #auspol #weekendlive https://t.co/ykweMevBOK

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

I know it’s 2018 but can we all agree it’s still ok to hate Collingwood #AFLGrandFinal

[Marc Ryan @1beautifulbogan]

With the amount of players the @Adelaide_FC and @CarltonFC
Have traded over the last few years, this game is more of an internal trial than anything else #AFLBluesCrows

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Crazy to think that in 40 years grandmas will have names like 'Ashley'

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

FATHERHOOD | FABIEN CLARK | STAND UP COMEDY https://t.co/cW7ujnJqjD via @YouTube have a bloody look guys

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

Hurry up and get the #libspill over with and off my Twitter feed. I’m waiting for inappropriate #bookweek parade costume posts!!!!

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

The @abcnews feed is all #LibSpill and gumtree is all @Coles little shop minis .... what a time to be alive!

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

How long before we have to scavenge for the actual items we are currently collecting in coles mini shop form? It should be called coles mini preppers.

[James Donald Forbes McCann @jdfmccann]

#libspill coverage:

ABC: It looks to be between Dutton and Morrison. Regardless of the leader, a supply bill will have to be passed.

7: What about Julie Bishop? A bit of girl power!

Ten: Up next, pregnant woman murders husband for cigarettes—but that’s NOT the whole story!

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

I wish Australian ninja warrior was actually a sequel to the Chris Farley classic Beverley Hills Ninja but stating Russell Coight #AustralianNinjaWarrior #russellcoight #chrisfarley

[fabien clark @fabienclark]

Replace the water landing with asphalt and the Australian ninja warrior course is no different than the Augusta park primary school playground in the early 90s! #AustralianNinjaWarrior

[Funny United TV @funny_united]

Our first live show , filmed for TV and the web, is on sale now. Help us build a more sustainable #adelaide #standupcomedy scene. Tickets from https://t.co/6a1ubhYb5I