Funny United TV

All about grass roots stand up. Run by comedians for comedians.

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@Scott_John "I could have done something worse" is not an apology, qualification or endearing. What a POS.

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@jdfmccann Heavily influenced by Jean Michel Jarre's ZOOLOOK album, I reckon. There's some gold nuggets for sure.

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Sheer brass neck

[Jimmy Barnes @JimmyBarnes]

Australia is 4th in the medal tally tonight. What a Team. Congratulations again, all of you. Here’s Aussie anthem #8 to spur you on. There’s no order to these songs, they’re as great as each other. We’re not stopping at 10 either. Stay safe. Full vid on my Facebook page

[James Donald Forbes McCann @jdfmccann]

Nothing

[Josh Butler @JoshButler]

'Just Adelaide Things' has this video of an old fella walking up to Scott Morrison and flipping the bird in his face in South Australia https://t.co/G2IobEiYnA

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Good morning Australia. What's in the news?
https://t.co/z8V9kuLmQH

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What a boss

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m thrilled to tell you that my new version of Fearless (Taylor’s Version) is done and will be with you soon. It has 26 songs including 6 never before released songs from the vault. Love Story (Taylor’s Version) will be out tonight. Pre-order now at https://t.co/NqBDS6cGFl 💛💛

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@jdfmccann Old booze hound trick. Wear two, and just peel one off in the morning before work.

[Aaron Kearney @aaronkearneyaus]

I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

[Mike Goldstein @MikeGStein]

I miss comedy so much. The craft, the joy, the connection between audience and performer that only our beautiful art can provide.

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@RoyceRk2 That's REALLY strategic

[ABC Communications @ABCMediaComms]

The ABC's reporting on Cardinal George Pell. The full statement provided to @ABCmediawatch. https://t.co/79DoVkO8BP

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CEO of Virgin?

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@RoyceRk2 Welcome to showbiz

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@PatMcCaffrie She must move through the offices of Sky like Birdbox

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This guy has become the people he used to mock on Street Talk.

[Sam Newman @Origsmartassam]

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more. @VicGovAu ⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️