Greek people will make the most average balkan dish ever and then do everything in their power to convince you you're not eating punjene paprike but punyenósis páprikósós which was first made 10 trillion years ago by Heracles from a vision given to him by Dionysus.
Why are ethical questions always like, ‘Is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?’ and not, ‘Is it ethical to hoard bread while families are starving?