Fabzypree

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 THIS UBER RIDE IS PURE CHAOS - AND IT ENDS IN THE MOST UNEXPECTED FRIENDSHIP

She bursts out with random screams, wild noises, and snorts pointed RIGHT at him and this man jumps EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

She says, “I have Tourette’s…”
And he hits her with the greatest misunderstanding ever:

“T-Rex??”

Then he pulls out his phone IMMEDIATELY:
“I need to ask Google how do I help T-Rex.”

Between outbursts she nervously asks:
“Are we in the hood?”

He goes:
“Yeah… but they’ll run from YOU.”
Protecting her like a champ.

She panics again:
“You won’t let nothing happen to me, right?”

He locks in:
“I promise… not on my watch. Not on duty. NOT on duty.”

She melts:
“You’re so nice… you got my back?”

Him:
“Yeah, I got your back.”

Then the comedy peaks.
He goes:
“Some bitches grow up sassy… bunch of bitches.”

And she suddenly fires back mid-tic:
“Well YOU’RE not a bitch… I think you’re awesome.”

She asks about his tattoos and he turns his whole neck like he’s posing for a mugshot.

She screams, snorts, jumps.
He screams, jumps, laughs... and somehow they trauma-bond into best friends in minutes.

Then he randomly drops:
“I’m a rapper.”
“What’s your name?”
“CEO Dee.”

Two strangers thrown into chaos… and it becomes the funniest, most wholesome friendship the internet has ever seen.

Which moment caught YOU completely off guard?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it:

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Imagine being lost in the desert and seeing this on the horizon. You’d think you went insane

[Fabzypree @fabzypree]

Champions again oleee oleeee

[EMT_FC @emt_fc]

You all laughed at me…

Who’s laughing now🤷🏻‍♂️🏆

[EMT_FC @emt_fc]

You all laughed at me…

Who’s laughing now🤷🏻‍♂️🏆

[D.A @danielsdunia]

These guys cap for a living 😂

[✭ @ferupity]

My competitive ass would be going crazy in the gym with this technology

[Sofia Akel @sofiaakel]

GBP

[EMT_FC @emt_fc]

We finish the year with a 7-1 win against @FcTotternhoe yesterday in the 3rd round of the Jack Jones cup🏆

Goals from @Freddie250704, @CharlieScott16_, @george_mc10, @AshleyIngham5 x2, Oscar x2⚽️

Shout out to MOTM @07Reecelewis who saved 3 pens 🤣🧤

#number5sheadwasflying🥴

[D.A @danielsdunia]

Pain in the dunia😂���

[Warren English @TheWarEnglish]

Secret #5: Exercise is the best antidepressant.

Lie: Depression is only a chemical imbalance that requires medication.

Truth: Fixing your:

- Diet
- Sleep
- Stress
- Social connection

...paired with regular exercise makes a huge difference.

And how much difference?

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Don’t let your wife and kids stop you from finding happiness.

[DRUSKI @druski]

I need to leave this FREAKYASS ISLAND 🇯🇲😂

[Average Striker @AverageStriker]

Wayne Rooney 2 minutes after dropping Coleen off at the airport

[🌐 @EastsideWillieB]

That weak ass bm he had

[Bask @baskgod]

This is the most perfect example of how y’all think

[Blair MacKay @BlairMacKay17]

David Coote at 7am on a Sunday morning at a gaff

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...