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[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

My mom just told me she thought “Thank u, next” was Ariana saying “bacon, eggs” over and over again

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

The Indiegogo for ‘Starstruck’ pilot created by @mutantastronaut has launched and has already passed over $5.7K with a goal of $30K.

Directed by Neil Graf, who worked on Gravity Falls, UniKitty!, The Great North and more.

(Support: https://t.co/2MhTYlkSIv)

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

“The big stars have their own red carpet… everyone else has to be near this UGLY guy”

[Vulture @vulture]

The big stars have their own red carpet. Everyone else (including Kate Berlant and John Early, who wound up with the normies) has to walk this one off to the side.

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

@connorratliff you were great in Mean Girls! Was that you in the background of the gymnasium scene, or a different actor who just looked similar to you? I didn't think it was you, but it felt like the filmmakers were trying to queue the audience in on it being the same teacher?

[kenzy peach @hotsmartperson]

No for sure, your carousel of AI Photos that portray a thinner more conventionally perfect version of you generating comments from loved ones saying how amazing you look is probably totally psychologically fine

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

The fact that the Supreme Court allegedly violated Article III of the Constitution by deciding a case based on hypotheticals and a fabricated name and we are barely hearing anything in the media regarding this anymore is beyond comprehension.

This goes against the principle that the Court's jurisdiction is limited to actual cases and controversies.

Recently, the Court ruled in favor of a Christian graphic artist, Lorie Smith, who claimed her freedom of speech allowed her to refuse to design wedding websites for same-sex couples.

The case included a reference to a supposed request made by an individual named Stewart, which turned out to be fabricated. Stewart, who is not gay and has been married to a woman for 15 years, was surprised to see his name used in this context.

[Sam @samcrichto]

how long is it supposed to take for a pod to save america

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host indicted for felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

@Doc_Skante And I guess you got the last laugh

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

@ThatTallGuyJohn I agree!

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

@hotsmartperson @selontheweb WHEN WILL WE FIND OUT

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

@ChristianMarie_ Didn’t see the message or the username but from this photo alone knew it was your post

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

I just walked up to the front desk at the Academy and told them “I’m with the Oscars” and they literally said, “Yeah… we all are.”

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

Taylor Swift spotted around town with podracer Sebulba 👀👀

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

@6pChanci brr
linda
puddles

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

Seems like Tarantino couldn’t afford to have Ryan Reynolds in his BFA thesis 🤔

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Quentin Tarantino questions “what even is a motion picture anymore?”

“Not picking on anybody but apparently for Netflix, Ryan Reynolds has made $50M on this movie, $50M on that movie, $50M on the next movie. I don't know what any of those movies are. Never seen them. Have you?"