Dan Altendorff

Music Supervisor at Felt Music // Co-Founder of Concrete Music.

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

I don't know how those high up at Ipswich Town could possibly think that - complicitly or otherwise - allowing a political party to film an advert in the stadium, discuss the manager, hold up the shirt and display sponsors' names *wouldn't* be widely viewed as tacit endorsement.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇫🇮 After helping secure promotion to the Eredivisie this week, ADO Den Haag centre-back Diogo Tomas gave one of the all-time interviews.

✅ Smoking
✅ Swearing
✅ Referring to himself in the third person.

🗣️ "I AM WHO I AM."

[Dan Altendorff @facemandan]

@Twickets @TwicketsUK

3x Stewart Lee @ Ally Pally Wednesday 4th Feb. Stalls row H. £100.

£60 for pair.
£35 per ticket.

[Dan Altendorff @facemandan]

Rattlleeedddddddd

[The Final Whistle @Rufus_45]

Granit Xhaka swearing at West Ham United fans after his team losing 😂 #WHUSUN https://t.co/ryYiloHdtm

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Max Dowman is a monster. What is this?! 😂

[Jamie @Jamieonthisday]

Couldn’t say it any better.

[⚒️ @WHUBOBO]

“Go and get the nuno faceswaps ready” #WHUFC

[Dan Altendorff @facemandan]

CAMAN!! Big moves from the U’s!

[Hastings United FC @hastingsufc]

𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗥: 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗱 𝗔𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗳𝗳

The ‘U’s are delighted to announce David Altendorff as the new First Team Manager

READ MORE: https://t.co/BdViW8dWk0

#COYU

[West Ham News & Views @WestHamViews_]

PREACH! @andygoldstein05 👏🏻⚒

[Dan Altendorff @facemandan]

Someone get Mourinho

[Dan Altendorff @facemandan]

@thecultraspod Alan Smith

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Hold the phone... 📞

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

Freddie Potts:

23/24 - Player of the season
24/25 - Player of the season

25/26 - Back at West Ham. Dropped.

Absolutely baffling from Graham Potter.

[Dan Altendorff @facemandan]

@_andrewkerr_ The 13th ranking couldn’t be more on point

[George Simms @GeorgeRSimms]

West Ham’s issue was never ambition, but execution - this falls squarely on David Sullivan running the club badly

Potter not doing his job well but Sullivan seems to avoid his actions having consequences #WHUFC

https://t.co/Q59ezqUBwg

[Dan Altendorff @facemandan]

@WestHamView1 💯

[Dan Altendorff @facemandan]

@_andrewkerr_ Seen this so many times doing me swede in. Nutmeg and a backwards pass. Bore me later.

[Dan Altendorff @facemandan]

@FruitpunchL Nicked him couple time with the cut throat I bet my man was shaking 😂

[Dan Altendorff @facemandan]

Spotify mobile app is a fuckin mess man. Slow as shit, not fit for purpose. Think they’d spend some of the money they not paying artists on that.

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

The Sunderland club commentary on THAT goal is even better than you’d expect 🤣👏