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Writer, storyteller, travelling musician. Also in The Untidy Gardeners.

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@Magiclanternuk 💕

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Explain why cancelling $1,900,000,000,000 in student debt is a “handout”, but a $1,900,000,000,000 tax cut for rich people was a “stimulus”.

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This is a brilliant album and you should buy it DESPITE the outrageous insensitivity of 'Galway', that's a career high gig for some of us Grace

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

Okay look.

*inhales*

From the numbers... I have to say - because I wouldn’t forgive myself if I didn’t - that there’s a small chance my album out today might see the UK chart this week.

I am also ready to admit that if it did, that would mean more to me than I could say.

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@gracepetrie omg someone actually did it

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@timtaphouse 🌱🤟

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Scheduled a little gig! https://t.co/wLRDuK09wI

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@timtaphouse Hope is allowed!

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New website! https://t.co/XovHBO4u0z

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@AlexJackson1985 You'd better believe it - and in fine voice

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*taps mic* Is this thing on?
https://t.co/abfzVFTwKP

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@AlexJackson1985 Is it possible to have less of the Jones?

[Senator Alex Padilla @SenAlexPadilla]

Just got out of today's impeachment trial. My biggest takeaway: "Impeachment is not to punish, but to prevent." If we do not vote to convict Donald Trump, we are inviting this to happen again.

[Billie @_BillieBelieves]

I fixed it for them

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

This was the Home Secretary's answer as to why the UK has the worst daily death rate in the world.

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@edgelarks Isn't it absolutely infuriating? FWIW your new album is utterly incredible, your best work by miles. Loving it every day at the mo!

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

I totally missed that this sack of shit Prime Minister called the idea of cancelling Christmas “inhuman” when he cancelled Eid with like 2 hours notice. You said the fucking racist bit out loud again you incompetent scumbag

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It's gonna be a big day! @edgelarks @Magiclanternuk

[JW @footyramblings]

JUNE - it’s your civic duty to go to the pub

JULY - go back to the office and buy coffee on the way

AUGUST - eat out, we’ll pay half

SEPTEMBER - this is your last chance to stop spreading the virus