SlaughterFace

He/him

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@ActoniansCC @crickshouts @CricketBanters_ @ClubCricketBant @clubcricketmag @WisdenCricket @Vitu_E Needless to say we batted first

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@ThatsSoVillage Keeper batting with the tail. Last ball of the over No 10 on strike. Nick to slip, drops it. Batters set off for a single then realise this would put 10 on strike. Turn back too late as the keeper throws at the stumps. Bounces off slip’s head and goes for overthrows. 10 on strike

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That’s a teapot full of squash. Someone stole our jugs and cups during the off season @ThatsSoVillage

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@ThatsSoVillage Best seats in the park for Bank Hol cricket. Thankfully the sight screen is low despite the floral adornments. @ActoniansCC #badgerwatch

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@wjyates72 Very well deserved. You’ve looked class for years and finally hit the milestone you looked destined to get.

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@shoeburger @ThatsSoVillage After an appeal, the umpire didn’t respond; he just stared blankly ahead hoping the whole thing would blow over. It did. Job done.

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@ThatsSoVillage

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@niko1983 @jackt_1997 @ThatsSoVillage On the other side of this, giving the perpetual latecomer the stumps to bring is a superb tactic.

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@ThatsSoVillage On the way, one of our younger players started puking in the back of the car. Child locks were on. On arrival, there was a football team practicing on the outfield and a couple carrying a sofa by the boundary. No oppo. 10 mins before start: 10 oppo - missing 11th had the stumps.

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@ThatsSoVillage Shame that the autofocus went for the stumps. Kew Green is even better looking than the slog sweep for 6.

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Nobody knows why cats wiggle their bottoms before they pounce. (Image: Jody Claborn)

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@QuizLiveTonight #grovequiz STARLIGHT EXPRESS!!!!!!

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#grovepubquiz A computer mouse. I didn’t have a computer.