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The person above this tweet is a one-beer-queer.

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The person above this tweet smells like pond water.

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The person above this tweet is a little slut.

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The person above this tweet hasn't showered in 4 days.

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The person above this tweet had a bowl-cut until their freshman year in college.

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The person above this tweet is a Facebook stalker.

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The person above this tweet has been beat up by a ginger.

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The person above this tweet is a flaming homosexual.

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The person above this tweet sucks the D.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Gals in boots make the loins go wild y'all. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica. Back to back World War champions. Hell yeah.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Had a dream that me and baby Jesus was drivin' around in a stars and bars Trans Am, bullwhippin' terrorists and winkin' at toothless honeys.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Maybe if these folks would start bathin' in sweet tea instead of them bath salts, they wouldn't keep goin' batshit crazy y'all.

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Hey! I just fucked you.. & I'm feelin lazy. There's the kitchen.. some water maybe?

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Hey! I just met you & I got some gravy. Im really hungry.. biscuit maybe?

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

I was born, bred and cornfed to flex for honeys and represent Merica.

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#ThingsWeBlameTheDevilFor Anything fun or slightly self-destructive

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