FruitsFacts

I can make you two promises. I'll tweet a lot of dumb shit. Every tweet will end with a fact about a fruit(s). I've been raising children since I was a baby.

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@PATHTrain I want you to know I moved to an entirely different state, primarily to get away from this nonsense. @Metra beats you like a drum, 24/7/365

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@StreameastNews @_screenshoter

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@PATHTrain Fucking useless assholes

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@PATHTrain Absolutely USELESS. Everyday it’s something fucking new. GET IT TOGETHER

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@ufc @rumblevideo Damn. Thought we were just gonna quiet quit this bitch.

Fruits are the means by which flowering plants disseminate their seeds.

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@LegionHoops @DonnieDoesWorld , please provide a statement.

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@PATHTrain You guys are fucking useless

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@PFTCommenter Dogs can eat a variety of fruit ranging from mangos to cantaloupe.

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@bullyb170 Wtf no need for the @BuffaloBills to catch a stray.

Bison forage for blackberry leaves, thistles, wild plums and many other plants they find palatable.

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We’re MOTHERFUCKING BACK, BABY!

Potatoes were the first vegetable to be grown in space.

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@charlotteellisl Shout out Fordham GSE

[NYCT Subway @NYCTSubway]

The 6:00 pm, 6:15 pm, and 7:30 pm SIR trips will make all local stops from St George to Tottenville.

We're running as much service as we can with the operators we have available.

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@AdamSchefter Snitch

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@brgridiron @BleacherReport @MikeGarafolo Bum

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

Okay so the children's squid game is already too complicated

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@BleacherReport @AdamSchefter @brgridiron Bum

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@POTUS Defund the roads!

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@BleacherReport @brgridiron BRO

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This is the most fucking seen I’ve felt in my entire life.

Pineapple is a highly underrated topping on pizzas.

[ari @aleximarianna]

dominos be like: 2 for $5.99

total: $22.99

me:

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@jncole19 Jasmine turn around and go home