Meaninglesswaffle

When will it end? Unity, strength in numbers.....all that jazz

[Dave Sumner Smith @davesumnersmith]

Having made Rwanda "safe" by SAYING it is safe, @RishiSunak now declares the backlog of asylum claims is "cleared" by SAYING it is cleared.

Does he imagine he will be re-elected as PM by SAYING it has happened?

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Some 139 Met officers are under investigation for rape and sexual abuse. London's police force reports to Rohypnol Jimmy, of course.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

This is, perhaps, the most extraorindary element of the whole sorry scandal...
'Home Office warned of spiking 'jokes' the day James Cleverly made date-rape gag' https://t.co/YcdcZIV9vO

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sunak's legacy asylum backlog claim just isn't true - the government's own statistics make that clear

Read more🔗
https://t.co/1sx3mksyaw

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Dear Tory voters,

Happy your energy bills have just gone up again day!

The oil and gas tycoons and shareholders thank you for your unwavering support of a Govt that ensures they pay bugger-all tax, while pocketing billions of your dwindling incomes.

Good for you

x

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Never buy from James Dyson’s, drink in Tim Martin Wetherspoons, or support Jim Ratcliffe Man Utd.

All 3 are tax dodging Brexit traitors, with fake knighthoods.

[Radio Watermelon @RadioWatermelon]

Humanity has failed us.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

The Tories of Today lie with impunity (meaning...with freedom from punishment, harm or loss)

Johnson promised free hospital parking.
Sunak agrees ⏬️

2022/23. Hospital Visitors and patients paid £146 million in parking

Seriously...you can't believe a single thing they say

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

We’re almost in 2024 FFS…

When are we going to end all this nonsense?

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Houston TX Who are they?

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Rishi Sunak 'has confidence' in James Cleverly.

Yep the "Rohypnol Comedian" who called Stockton "a sh*thole"....

Well they're Tories so..... https://t.co/tDoa2cn2CR

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING: Israel is now bombing Syria, South Lebanon and Gaza.

This is how Israel celebrates Christmas: by dropping bombs on 3 different countries while crying victim at the same time.

[Graham Smith 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇬🇱 🐧 @GrahamSmith_]

From a man who takes, takes, takes and who hasn’t done a selfless thing in his life.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Meanwhile most of the Palestinians say they were gang raped and tortured in IDF’s custody

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

My Christmas message:
"..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me to make a meal for 30p, I was thirsty and you filled my water with shit, I was a stranger and you sent me to Rwanda, I was sick and you asked whether I had health insurance..."

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

GB News has been found guilty of breaking Ofcom rules for the 6th time.

It is only 2 years old, has broken the rules 6 times, doesn't pay tax, is owned by someone living in Dubai.

And is currently begging for £30m to pay its bills.

RT if it is time to revoke their license.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

imagine being such a loathsome piece of shit that the green-card trophy wife who married you for your money, recoils at your touch, never smiles in your presence and refuses to share your bed won't even bother to show up at your shitty golf motel to spend Christmas with you

[Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy @GyllKing]

The inimitable Alexei Sayle nailing it on the only Christmas Message worth the fireplace this Christmas,

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

These are children, you filthy liars