MR pencil...

Respecting other people's model of the world....

[Indigo @indigoati]

Bro didn’t go home alone that day

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

wife told me her startup idea and it’s just fraud

[JAY_JAY @Jay_4_Prince]

Girls: "I like men who have deep voices"

Me whenever I send voice notes:

[kemboi @Cfc_Kemboi]

🗣️"We are postponing the League parade to combine it with the Champions League. " 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😂

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I’ve not laughed this hard in a while. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

Damn the nurse that did my std test was fine af i hope my shit negative

[ຸ @ChicagoBoy7G]

a man that starves himself to get you gifts or buy you stuff to please you is not generous. he is a very big fool.

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

My neighborhood has a lot of senior citizens and the way they watch the neighborhood is top-notch 🤣🤣🤣

*car drives fast in the neighborhood*

*senior citizens in the group chat*

“Who just drove the White Toyota about 2 mins ago? The speed limit is 15mph, you were going over 30mph. We have kids around here.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Me at work and phone rings*

Senior Citizen: Hey Ola, I know you are at work but someone is at your door.

“Oh, maybe they are dropping off mail?”

“Or maybe you should check your door camera. They are acting suspicious” 😭😭

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

When I finally meet her dad but we know each other from the strip club

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

at all, they’re releasing the part three soon, odunessy

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

na from person mouth I dey hear say me and my babe no date again

[𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕚𝕕🚀 @kincaid_wtf]

Make I sharply see you nah 😂

[MR pencil... @fadejuuu]

I swear na God go punish dele 😂😂

[Dade🦋⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ @Dadeeee__]

Happy Spiderman Day to all of us that celebrate 🎉 ✨#Spiderman

[o g r a n y a @Ogranya]

It bothers me that Marvel have not somehow incorporated this piece of art in their work.

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

a year before my dad died he married a woman from Mexico who spoke no english

when his cancer took over/the doctors said that he should enter end of life care, she & I were sitting in his room and she looks at me and goes “we nee to hab a combersation”

hardest I’ve ever laughed

[Desi king @DesiKing_]

She doesn't like handshakes with other men 😭

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

apple music clocked me trying to finesse another 3 months free

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

" I haven't seen you since we graduated"

Just give me your wallet and phone bro

[Shama @sham_travis19]

"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR"

Me in July:

[Mr Neutrino @ufmannn]

25 Billion to buy Harrenhal lmao