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[Josh Walkos @JoshWalkos]

This is incredibly well done.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Matt Allen @investmattallen]

Everyone wanted Tesla at $300, Netflix at $500, Microsoft at $300, and Bitcoin at $50,000

But they don’t want Tesla at $150, Netflix at $175, Microsoft at $200, and Bitcoin at $25,000

The psychology of investing is wild

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire?
Me: The one in Sesame Street
Her: He doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

What “per my last email” really means

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

that awkward moment between birth and death

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

"Than a mf" is an official unit of measurement

[Kobi Simmons @JordanKobi]

A Bottle of water can be .50 cents at a supermarket. $2 at the gym. $3 at the movies and $6 on a plane. Same water. Only thing that changed its value was the place..So the next time you feel your worth is nothing, maybe you’re at the wrong place💯

[Chance Gibbons | Modern Hercules @mindsetofstoics]

THINGS PEOPLE LEARN TOO LATE:

[Simple Jack Capital👨‍🦯📉 @SimpleJackCap]

Call my portfolio Amber Heard because it just shit the bed

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[starfire @angelitamandaa]

Someone DMed me ”Are you a chancla? Bc you hit different” and I am speechless

[Danielle Peterson @danyellpeterson]

Always accepting cookies but never receiving cookies.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Wordle 245 X/6

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What a rotten, terrible day. I love it.

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

I applied to work at Wordle and they asked for five letters of recommendation.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m worried Kim and Kanye’s fighting is gonna pull North West in two different directions

[fadzilla @fadzillaa_]

@joepinaire

[Joeywerk @joeywerk]

"He can have the hat, I want the tequila" - Aaron Rodgers. 😂😂😂

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