Adree 𖣂

Där får du, för du sparka grisen.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[𓆏 @ibeenyoung_]

Can't stop thinking about the fact that there's a Pakistani Panjabi movie from 1986 where Hitler survives WW2, runs off to Panjab, settles down with a local wife and raises a son named Hitlar who grows up to be a gangster in rural Panjab.

[Adree 𖣂 @faeriegore]

😂😂😂

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

A married man drove nine hours to meet a woman he met online, only to learn she was a fake profile created by two football fans seeking revenge after a vacation argument.

A Manchester United fan met two Liverpool supporters on holiday in Cancun, argued about football for three weeks, got thrown in the swimming pool, and drove nine hours to Aberdeen to meet a woman who didn't exist.

They made it all the way from Mexico to Sheffield before striking.

Back home, the two Liverpool fans set up a fake social media account for a Scottish woman named Emma and began messaging Stuart Slann, 39, from Sheffield.

After a month of flirtatious emails and texts, Emma invited him to visit her at a remote farm in Aberdeen.

Slann drove nine hours through the night. When he arrived the farm was empty. Emma sent a text saying she was still at work. He waited in his car for three and a half hours.

Then his phone rang.

"Do you recognise our voices, Stuart? It's them Scouse lads who threw you in the pool. Do you recognise our Scouse accents?"

He replied: "Yes I do." They told him: "You've been framed" and burst into laughter.

Slann told the Sheffield Star: "It was a cruel thing to do. If they had asked me to drive to Manchester, Leeds or even Liverpool it wouldn't have been so bad. But Aberdeen was just cruel."

The story has one final, brutal footnote. His wife reportedly left him after discovering he had driven nine hours to meet a woman from the internet.

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

Moscow's instantly-iconic exploding fuel storage tank is resulting in a flood of memes. I'll add a selection below...

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[🕸️Kenny🕸️ @henri_spider]

When he learns that she's SUFFERING due to the wish, and she literally asks him to KILL her to end her suffering
His response is "what's so bad about being with me?"
That should immediatly tell you how much of an asshole he is

[Violet Del Mar @Purplezmbiegrl]

She is one argument away from being homeless. Stay woke.

[Adree 𖣂 @faeriegore]

This motherfucker

[FactPost @factpostnews]

RFK Jr: Kids with autism will never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date.

[Jen Horsburgh @jenatlionra]

I just wanted to update my resume. Instead, I accidentally proved how a multi-billion-dollar AI tool hallucinates a glass ceiling for women.

I changed a single variable: My name.

Here is what happened when "Jennifer" became "Jeff."

[Adree 𖣂 @faeriegore]

@TheAndrewNadeau I had no idea Croatians hated Swedes.

[Adree 𖣂 @faeriegore]

@FoxNews Don't they deport people to their countries of origin, if they're there illegally? Are these men in the US illegally?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He cheated on her multiple times during their relationship and she forgave him every time and defended him publicly. She also has helped him raise his two kids from previous relationships and treat them as her own. She supported him throughout his entire career and helped him get healthy again too. Now he’s the one leaving her. Ladies this is why you need to stop forgiving him bum ass men who don’t deserve you. If they cheat, LEAVE. Give an ugly man a chance and he’ll act like he rules the world.

[Xtine (normie in training) @X_tinek]

they told us in sex ed not to be pressured into sex bc of this actually lol

[Adree 𖣂 @faeriegore]

It's always the army fucks.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A millionaire banker has been arrested nearly nine years after a jogger was filmed pushing a woman in front of a London bus

The 44-year-old was arrested at his $1.8M west London home on Monday

[Matt Leslie @mattleslie74]

"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."

[Adree 𖣂 @faeriegore]

@SeeDaneRun @MarkHalperin Nowadays, just about anybody can claim to be a journalist.

[Adree 𖣂 @faeriegore]

😂😂

[jan @smerkinkones]

Europeans can’t comprehend the beers you’ve imported from Europe ?