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[faganesque @faganesque]

The springboks losing tonight was not on my bingo card

[faganesque @faganesque]

No way people think these two have dated / are dating

[Hadjri ✨ @hadjri__]

OMMMGGG DAVE JOIN TEMS AT THE STAGE 🥹🥹

[faganesque @faganesque]

one of these is not like the other

[Berneese @theberneese]

Morocco, Senegal and Ghana showing up for Africa every time

[faganesque @faganesque]

Tickets secured. Pre-sales you will always be famous 😭

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

The first shows on the African Leg of my tour are in South Africa!!!!!

Tickets on general sale this Friday 27th March at 9am local time.

https://t.co/PpWrAqmiSX

[faganesque @faganesque]

Operating on 3 hours of sleep is an extreme sport

[faganesque @faganesque]

Someone check if this guy pulled a Mike Ross with that Yale Law degree because HUH 😭

[JD Vance @JDVance]

And PSA for everyone saying this was "illegal":

Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas.

[faganesque @faganesque]

How does this continued conduct not amount to intention to destabilise the government?

[Kallie Kriel @kalliekriel]

I have just confirmed with U.S. officials that the South African authorities did indeed raid a U.S. refugee facility in Johannesburg yesterday, detaining U.S. staff who have been processing Afrikaner refugees. The applicants who were present on the premises were subjected to harassment and intimidation, despite not having transgressed any law.

@afriforum condemns this behaviour by the South African authorities. This behaviour shows a disregard for the human rights of the applicants present. Such conduct is not unexpected from a government that still refuses to condemn human rights abuses by those calling for the killing of Afrikaners through the “Kill the Boer” chant.

https://t.co/lOuOxhJYQJ

[faganesque @faganesque]

Pure joy

[shania twink @shaniatwinkk]

EXCUSE ME?!

[faganesque @faganesque]

Nothing in life is free

[Gail Alfar @gailalfaratx]

Isn’t it ironic how Elon’s Starlink wants to drop free, unlimited, super-fast internet into 5,000 rural South African schools, but SA’s bureaucracy insists on saying no.

I think the 2.4 million kids in SA without proper access would benefit immensely. Starlink is even putting R500 million (about $29.4 million USD) on the table themselves, no cost to the government or the schools.
All they’re asking? A normal licence to operate in SA.

Here’s the crazy part: because of the 30% black-ownership rule (B-BBEE), ICASA keeps saying “nope.”

Starlink says, “Cool, we won’t sell shares, but we’ll just give you this giant school project instead,” using the same Equity Equivalent programme that Microsoft, Amazon and IBM already got approved with.

The Communications Minister is literally begging ICASA to accept it. Neighbours like Botswana, Zimbabwe and Mozambique are already connected and loving it.

Yet here we are, end of 2025, and those satellites are just flying over South Africa doing nothing while kids in the bundus still can’t pursue their dreams.

Come on, South Africa, don’t be the only country turning down free internet for millions of learners.
The irony, to me, is that Elon was born in South Africa, the very place that is telling him no to such a generopus offer!

[faganesque @faganesque]

The world is so unfair because wdym we can’t leave this guy on read as South Africans without putting livelihoods at risk 🙃

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Donald Trump administration has removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.

They will be replaced with Donald Trump’s birthday.

[faganesque @faganesque]

Calling someone who earns over 2 million rand a year middle class is definitely a choice

[Aaron @LibertarianZA]

Since logic is clearly not Fikile’s strong suit - would you agree that the guy who is clearly struggling with credit card debt (like most of SA’s middle class does) is far less likely to warrant a lifestyle audit than the guy who charters private jets and routinely wears idiotic designer outfits worth R100k, and yet does not appear to have the banks breathing down HIS neck?

[faganesque @faganesque]

“Blacks” is a crazy thing to state aloud

[Mail & Guardian @mailandguardian]

Helen Zille: Black people better under the DA.

Read story here: https://t.co/D9U97XEBHG

[faganesque @faganesque]

I was on the Gautrain today and someone got tuned by security for chewing gum 😭 on some “are you chewing🤨??”

[faganesque @faganesque]

Finally oh my days!!

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

THE BOY WHO PLAYED THE HARP
MY 3RD ALBUM
24TH OCTOBER 2025
PRE ORDER:
https://t.co/dLpD18lGYI

[faganesque @faganesque]

Would this be possible under our previous political regime? Nope!

[faganesque @faganesque]

@jamess_jamie Oh friend 🥺 literally still have your contact saved in French 🤣🤍

[faganesque @faganesque]

😭😭😭😭😭

[۟ @hireathes]

Inter Milan gifting clubs their first UCLs
https://t.co/glwgXfaQRH

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk announces his departure from the Trump administration.

[faganesque @faganesque]

May I never be this loud and unprepared for anything 🙏

[Liam Jacobs @LiamJacobsZA]

The National Arts Council just confirmed that board members get paid PER HOUR that they attend meetings.

I would typically not have found fault with this until I learnt that they’re also getting PAID to account to parliament!

How could this possibly be?? It is SHAMBOLIC!! For how long has this been going on?

[faganesque @faganesque]

Okay 11%

[Julius Sello Malema @Julius_S_Malema]

A group of older men meet in Washington to gossip about me. No significant amount of intelligence evidence has been produced about white genocide. We will not agree to compromise our political principles on land expropriation without compensation for political expediency.