Fahad Nazir Music

Songwriter | Storyteller | Singer

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@wattreach @AnkerOfficial 300W with nothing plugged in? Must have borrowed the meter from your mom’s bedroom 😂

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@nicksortor When will Israel start reimbursing United State for the protection and its fundings?

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@thedreydossier Who TF invented this weird ass pronunciation of Qatar?
It’s not an ancient spell, just say “Qutter” like butter, you dumb fuks.

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@AbamiBoy @RogueCreed Ok hotshot, what Zip code was the book from? Was it from somewhere in Mozambique?

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@PopcornPost_ Sukiyaki Western Django

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@erenbali And Her Highness also wants a poet who's been dead for 3,000 years to rewrite The Odyssey for 2026 and make it more "inclusive". 😜
#ody

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@Gazz_54 Then just make an original movie. Call it The Way of the Watermelon or Mixed Pickle. Why borrow The Odyssey if you are embarrassed by The Odyssey, it's landscape or characters?

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@arkavx Due to lice, back in 1200 bc it was extremely hard to find Head & Shoulders.

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@Updated_Jennie Leonardo DiCaprio

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@mongymongmongy @FilmUpdates You are comparing acting ability to visual authenticity. Heath Ledger had to prove he could play the Joker. Nobody's questioning these actors talent; we are questioning whether they fit the setting. Those aren't the same debate.

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@gusholderhaber Chacha, just use a pair of scissors or a knife to poke a bloody hold in the polythene bag . We don't need molten plastic as the secret ingredient in our food.

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@babaisback55 He needs medical assistance, asap.

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@chefsevenn I would eat all the steak, quietly dispose of those tubeshaped abominations and then thank my wife for the delicious pasta. Everybody wins.

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@Taimur_Laal Get TF outta here before they start chopping off your dingdong.

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@onlyCFrancisco So a failed attempt to recreate the Louis CK's SNL skit. Disgusting

https://t.co/QpCOYVMNNf

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@Abomination81 I have seen this post about 37 times since yesterday from different accounts. And looks like she graduated from the same school you're still attending.

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@DocPriyamMD So the takeaway is clear, Stretching Kills. Stay in bed, keep the movie marathon going, crack open another Coke and you'll probably live forever. Never stretch. 🙏

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@ohhyesweirdo Alternate take, husband probably knew the host had judgmental aunty energy and still showed up to support his wife. The wife kept things smooth because she knew the hosts capabilities. Husband-wife survived the dinner. Host turned it into malicious content. Couple won the story.