Suck a man’s dick and he’ll cum once. Teach a man to suck dick and he’ll be like that’s really not something I’m interested in. Could you just suck my dick again? Men these days don’t want to learn anything
[feeling like i have more in common with the dirt beneath my shoes than with the people around me] haha no big plans for me this weekend. what about you
Imagine being one of those astronauts looking down at Earth, and discovering that you don't feel anything.
You'd have to pretend.
I wonder if any of them are like that.
I’m already aware the kill myself tweets are off-putting to a lot of my mutuals but I don’t really care. It’s for me. Typing out “I’m going to kill myself” and hitting post is basically like meditation or yoga for someone like me. You don’t have to understand.
I really messed up my sense of time and now my brain is constantly convinced that there's some third event beyond work and university that I'm forgetting to account for which will catch me off guard and destroy me
@aftonsuited@_celia_bedelia_ progestin doesnt stop ovulation, progestin only contraception works through other ways but it is well known that you stay on your normal cycle while on it unlike on the combination pill
Something that I think is really hard for people steeped in "relationship discourse" to get is that when someone mentions something weird their partner does, it's usually because they like the way that they're weird.