The Goobots

We tried to start a book club but ended up making a Twitter instead | #cheapies & a #cheapette

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“Yo could I get a bump? No worries if not hahaha”

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@JackMac Second best *

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I’m so hard!!!!

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No like you don’t get it. Raging boner.

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I’m legitimately rock hard

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@SpiritAirlines I’m already speaking with someone from your company. Have her give me my refund. I do not need multiple chats open with a shit airline.

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@SpiritAirlines I want everyone to have this impression of you guys… this is how bad spirit airlines is…

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How do I become a hoola hooper at met life #stadiumseries

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Grill master general u there?

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@SquillyWonka u a big lake guy?

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@SquillyWonka how was Candlewood lake brother?

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Anyone who says they don’t like Nickelback is either lying to your face or just has shit taste in music. #NeverMadeItAsAWiseMan

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@MetroNorth you used to be my dawgs…. Now u simply not my dawgs

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@MetroNorth this has got to be the biggest shit show I’ve ever seen. Let us off the train!!!

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@MetroNorth refund my ranger tickets for tonight. I’m stuck in melrose and the game starts in 20. This is horseshit.

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Ahhh my bracket is no longer perfect 🙃

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Can smell the STD’s from here. First time back since 2014. Beer tower on us to the first cheapie that finds us

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Wait sooo… have all of these balloon shoot downs this past week just been U2 concert promotions the whole time? #SuperBowl #U2 #Balloon #BalloonShotDown

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I’m sick of people telling me what to do with my cast iron skillet

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@jimmyy_96 spotting

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Everyone failed but I’m blacked

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I’m at the bar called Home Base. First cheapie to find me gets free bud lights for an hour on me #scavengerhunt