Luke Thompson

Lions, Tigers, Detroit sports, oh my. Early worm gets the worm. RIP Steve Michalik #COYS #cheapie

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Hug your children a little tighter tonight.

[🪽HENNY.𖦹⋆ @dollifiedtrade]

paige bueckers done lost her damn mind

[gabriella♡ @ghizeee]

Get ready for Christmas caroling guys, we’re singing Codeine Crazy by Future

[Bill Miller, CPA @vangundystan_]

Imagine celebrating your 10th anniversary, your first night out in the city and away from your 3 kids under 6 in 8 months, at a nice steakhouse, only to get seated next to a stinky, slobbering Peter Herbstreit

[Rod Allen @FirstT1meCaller]

Imagine how fun the airport bar is right now. Fackkkkkkk

[BeastBossNasty @beastbossnastie]

taking one of these home from the bar ripping heaters and star gazing>>>

[morgvanny @morgvanny]

what's a good leather jacket for someone who's just getting into having affairs?

[Roxy @chi_rox_]

Pope’s City Connect goes hard

[VICO @Vicophobia01]

One of my autistic students has gotten really into Macklemore lately which has led to him adopting “God damn that’s a cold-ass honky” as a verbal stim. It is unfortunately funny every single time

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Making an "im so back" moment from cheating on your husband is certainly a choice.

Nobody missed you on here, by the way.

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Dianna Russini's return to sports media (if a show hosted by an illegal offshore sports book even counts as that) included no specifics about multiple controversies that have emerged this year. https://t.co/linDg6wKoC

[Brad Dalke @DalkeKong3]

If it makes anybody feel any better, I think the Internet Invitational is great the way it is…

[Josh Potter @J_Potter]

Diana Russini’s first tweet back was that the Vikings were gonna get Mac Jones 😂

0 for 1 since not fucking a head coach.

[Talking THFC @TalkingTHFC]

Your favourite player poses like the Spurs badge

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

I know an eater when I see one, she was on Vrable’s undercarriage like snarling like a French bulldog going at a bowl of yogurt .

[Rooster Romano @RoosterRomano]

30 beers tonight

29 for the men on board, 1 for the Edmund Fitzgerald itself

[📿 @dirtyaIbanian]

😂😂😂😂 good one Thomas! Remember when folks were giving your wife deli meat while you went 9-8 and then took your kids too? 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[Ronald Mexico 2.0 @SnailHatedU]

It’s just a bang bus where she picks up random NFL coaches and GMs

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

havent jacked off in 3 days i almost nutted in my pants during the racially motivated TSA patdown