FAIL Festival

Dedicated to the pusuit of highlighting stupid!

[FAIL Festival @failedmarketer]

@MarcAJoubert @Eskom_SA Yes sir!
It seems the #loadshedding is back.
Another morning waking up to no power.

@Eskom_SA is not only a business threat to average South Africans, it is a major security threat.

[FAIL Festival @failedmarketer]

@MarcAJoubert @Hot1027FM Dude...... So true!

Hot 102.7 should change their name to Gambling FM!!!

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@MarcAJoubert @GoodBadRugby 🤣🤣🤣🤣
These fucken twats must be losing the one mind they share collectively....
@EnglandRugby 1-3
Quite possibly 1-4........👀

[FAIL Festival @failedmarketer]

@MarcAJoubert Apparently they have spiders there big enough to eat a rat....

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@MarcAJoubert @alanwinde @GadSaad 🩲🩰

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@MarcAJoubert #EpicFail @LionsRugbyCo

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@MarcAJoubert @Our_DA No response as yet?

I never expected one..... EVER!

#FAIL

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@endurancetry @Discovery_SA They are the definition of a company with zero customer ethics.
#DiscoveryisDespicable

[FAIL Festival @failedmarketer]

Oh hell no!

They lied to us before.

They #failed the people of this country with the #covid shot.

Now this....... Never again!

[Sowetan @Sowetan1981]

In April next year, SA, plans to start rolling out an anti-HIV jab, taken only twice a year, that could end Aids in the country within 14 to 18 years — if enough people take it. https://t.co/uRtFMFwYHA

[FAIL Festival @failedmarketer]

Listen to how the unprepared Anele and her crew were brutally owned by Helen Zille.
@947 should stick to playing music and being pretend life-coaches.
Anele will never be Tsidi!

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If you're a "fenced" Bryan Adams fan, DON'T listen to @Hot1027FM because they just announced his concert in April 2026 and will be killing his songs for the next 7.5 months.
FYI: It's the same station that complains about Xmas music being played in stores in Sept!!!!

[(M) (A) (R) (Q) (U) (E) @MarcAJoubert]

Please be very careful using @Uber_RSA !
Its clear their system is being "hacked" by criminals and most concerning - the don't give a FUCK about it or their customers!
https://t.co/NFhf3P2dNf

[(M) (A) (R) (Q) (U) (E) @MarcAJoubert]

The is world is about "to boldly go where no man has gone before" and as per the first time, it will be a KIRK that will guide us there...

#ripcharliekirk

[FAIL Festival @failedmarketer]

@FrontRowRugbyXV For me the ultimate test of this new logo will be when the headline sponsor changes.
Can you see Krispy Creme working within this logo?

[FAIL Festival @failedmarketer]

This is insane!
Essentially marketing a rugby game for more than 8k.
#fail

[(M) (A) (R) (Q) (U) (E) @MarcAJoubert]

It's game day 🏉 🇿🇦🆚🇮🇹

And you can watch this game for only R8, 388!
Payable in 12 easy-to-afford monthly installments.

@DStv WTAF!!!!

[FAIL Festival @failedmarketer]

Could the #DiddyFreakoffs damage the #JohnsonandJohnson brand that #onlyfans help build?
#babyoil

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A MASSIVE FAIL for @ewnupdates as this interview has reportedly been taken down.
Agenda exposed OR Mediocrity exposed? You decide.

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@Newzroom405 @ZinikokaMhlaba You obviously missed the "seker op n klein skaal" bit.
MSM narratives that aim to deceive about what was actually said.

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Can we add KG Rabada to this list pls.....
@ProteasMenCSA

[Chay Bowes @BowesChay]

What have these people all got in common?

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@MarcAJoubert @esports_za @Artdepartment_ @_IllusionGG @redbull @GaytonMcK This is not a priority for the @SportArtsCultur or for @OfficialTeamRSA
#notallsportisequal