Jesse Bear

Jesse | he/him | 30 | 🏳️‍⚧️| world's okayest Tampa Bay Rays fan

[Jesse Bear @failssafe]

Follow me on Bluesky now because Twitter causes me too much psychic damage https://t.co/zkPTp8Eg9V

[Jesse Bear @failssafe]

fuck it. leaving twitter again, this time probably permanently. find me on bluesky @ failsafe .bsky. social

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“We gave a gun to a bunch of guys who watched a recruitment ad during a football game and signed up for a 47 day orientation. Please react very calmly when they’re shouting at you because they might get scared and start shooting off under pressure. They are saving our America.”

[Jesse Bear @failssafe]

@distrealitynt @SarahBurris @DHSgov she literally watched someone die in front of her. I think that's a pretty good reason to be fucking upset

[fintan @objectfetishist]

Current hobby is going through ancient Russian gun forms and downloading all the photos with cats

[Sani | Shrink the Game @SaniOSRS]

We're going straight to the front lines for eyewitness accounts

[clare @sadderlizards]

saturday night let’s go crazy

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

There’s a grunge themed wrestler named ‘Steven Flowe’ whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam, except all the lyrics are just his name.
Please also note as commitment to the aesthetic he has on double flannel.

[cheeto the puff @cheeto_the_puff]

new years brothers picture

[Adam @AdameMedia]

This is the “freedom” America brought to Iraq.

[emily north @north0fnorth]

day 1 back in nyc and i had a dream that zohran mamdani invited me over for dinner for some reason and served a dish that was basically just a meatball on a piece of naan he called “the big mamdani”

[𝚃𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚢𝙲𝚛𝚢𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚍 @ToonyCryptid]

Betty Boop! 🖤🤍
Haha she my oc now

[Jesse Bear @failssafe]

@nxd1979 that definitely sounds like some tampa shit lmfao

[Luke Epplin @LukeEpplin]

In honor of Sandy Koufax's 90th birthday, here's one of the great baseball strips in "Peanuts," from April 16, 1967.

[lauren @laursors]

ibs community are going to get a lot of use out of this