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Hibernation and Settling on Life

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@EBWahlborg @BetterPsyops @EderaCapital @TrumpDailyPosts @EricLDaugh Dude. India is the Used Car Salesman of the world. They lie, they cheat they scam. I have yet to see and hear from a smart dot not feather Indian. And casino indians are actual nicer than tech support indians

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@Mowers86 @LazyWastelander @fandompulse SGU season 1 definitely was kind of shaky, but they were trying a new thing, and it showed. It really picked up near the end of s1 and all the way into s2. And indeed. >:

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@Mowers86 @LazyWastelander @fandompulse .. stargate universe was a good start. it was just getting good at the end of season 2 when it got canceled. They could have continued.

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@pureMetatron Tell them damn straight I am because women fucking suck and as one, I know how bad they really can be and destructive.

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@The_King_Trout The sweet smell of mormon hate in the morning

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@HoMoHAMmadFraud @finsterdexter @DonutOperator @nocontextpets1 @The_King_Trout Nah. W take. The me tion of mormons makes me see red

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@Kbksg_dn273 @Omnitrix1010 @downbadcomment What, have you never heard old women talking like teenage boys in the locker room? Man, I feel for you

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@Kbksg_dn273 @Omnitrix1010 @downbadcomment Have you talked to older couples dude? They're feral. And I say this as a woman who's finally hitting her sex drive

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@Kbksg_dn273 @Omnitrix1010 @downbadcomment Wrong. Women become nymphos once they hit 50. Women in their 80's get it on a lot

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@daddygoonlord @Omnitrix1010 @downbadcomment Women are more depraved than me . I read sex books,and you do too shut up.

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@KingBika1 @AdamDeanWozney @ViktorBunin Do you have kids? No? Then you don't get to comment. I have a Gen z sister. She tantrums when she has to be torn away from her phone.

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@KingBika1 @AdamDeanWozney @ViktorBunin When it comes to them literally throwing temper tantrums because they didn't have their TV up in time yes, it can be boiled down to they were not spanked.

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@AdamDeanWozney @ViktorBunin You do realize that if half of millennials weren't smacked for doing stupid shit (like I was for doing some really stupid shit) we'd have a lot more issues right? We're already seeing consequences in Gen z and alpha of not getting smacked,

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@TraitorCrater @CompleteNutter2 @TedNugent All gun violence is by criminals who don't obey the law already retard.

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@TraitorCrater @TedNugent There's be less car accidents, school shootings, gang raids in major cities, thefts, break-ins, rape,...

Do you know what id do with grenades and anti personnel mines? Home alone the fuck out of my house

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@C_3C_3 Here's what needs to happen. A black grandma with a hair brush or a Mexican grandma with a hard-sole slipper. Your mind can fill in the rest

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@johnesparza82 @desert_starr_57 I keep telling people reality is stranger than fiction.

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

A woman was angry. Her husband was coming home late again, so she left a note saying “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hid underneath the bed to watch his reaction.

Soon the husband came home.

She heard him in the kitchen before he came to the bedroom.

She saw him walk up to the dresser and pick up the note.

He stopped for a minute. Grabbed a pen, wrote something down on the note.

He picked up the phone and called someone saying “She’s finally gone.

Yeah, I know, about bloody time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie I like. I love you and I cannot wait to see you. We’ll do all the naughty things you like.”

He hung up the phone, grabbed his keys, and walked out the door.

She heard the car drive off as she held back tears and came out from underneath the bed.

She seethed with rage and grabbed the note to see what he wrote:
“I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in 5 mins.”

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@NCgal63 @DR_BEATS_KICK Here's the kicker: they don't care. If these yippies actually cared they'd have been against solar power/residential expansion this entire time

[Best ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ @failurebee]

@89_rakhar @BimblorFan @ShitpostRock2 I want the drugs you're taking because holy fuck are you not in this reality. He did hurt his dog. I hope she's taken away and he go to jail