kris

mad about it (she/her)

[kris @failurekris]

@ounceofmid a gender reveal party but instead of revealing whether it’s a boy or a girl we reveal whether or not the kid’s gonna pay taxes

[kris @failurekris]

@2H4NDS i say zee bc that’s what we call it here, but i consume a lot of british media so i don’t even think twice when someone calls it zed

[kris @failurekris]

miracles happen to me!!!! i am going to get what i want!!!

[kris @failurekris]

off topic but this is the first time i’ve noticed that her name is spelled weird

[kris @failurekris]

@vampiric_shirin

[kris @failurekris]

Robert Downey Jr. Donate Your Entire Doomsday Salary to Me Out of the Goodness of Your Heart Challenge🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[kris @failurekris]

honestly gross that you would post this during pride month

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Hydrophobic film,

Thoughts?
https://t.co/PUyOJWRwx3

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

[kris @failurekris]

“you’re a nobody” meanwhile the dude’s a household name😭

[brandon* @brndxix]

that’s how you know these people are delusional because this is the last actor you could say that about

[kris @failurekris]

@PageJata because there’s literally nothing i can do to change it

[kris @failurekris]

you have to literally corner me in a supermarket if you want to talk to me

[💫 @itxLilyana]

Are you a caller ? A texter? Or a Facetimer?

[kris @failurekris]

and she will have gas like you would not believe

[kris @failurekris]

may is such a crazy month because every day you wake up and there are like 9 people waiting for you to wish them a happy birthday

[kris @failurekris]

all my struggles in life can be traced back to this day

[Pop Base @PopBase]

9 years ago today, Zayn left One Direction.

[kris @failurekris]

@Flak0ps not so much video essays as much as commentary, but I highly recommend Scott Cramer’s channel

[kris @failurekris]

the funniest part of al pacino’s delivery was the way he made sure to land hard on the R in oppenheimeR for clarity’s sake

[kris @failurekris]

@KevMagnet and that’s the beauty of it!

[kris @failurekris]

maybe if i were taller life wouldn’t be so hard

[kris @failurekris]

the really cool thing about this is that if they were still open, they would be getting a massive influx of people traveling from all over the world to see it & making way more money than a legitimately good willy wonka walkthrough would make

[kris @failurekris]

it’s because the journey is the fun part! always be traveling! never arrive! it’s the climb!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me as soon as i get anywhere: