Abject Failures

Punk band

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An attempt to showcase a Facebook link to a show 3 years ago..back when we were better looking and way smarter.

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https://t.co/zIxYJocOFo

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GOOD NEWS!!!
We aren't the worst band in Alberta anymore!!!
https://t.co/R9BVvfbD7W

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Soooo.. a recent influx of t-shirt sales and we aren't sure why. But!! We are out of L and XL. Shall we print more??

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@caitlynsmitman @SorosBot3000 Alice Tart (our singer) informed me that there was a sudden surge in t-shirt sales today....mucho appreciated for your support!!!

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@caitlynsmitman @SorosBot3000 Thank you Caitlyn!

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@SorosBot3000 @caitlynsmitman Do you have the link to the scam site? I'm bad at Twitter.

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@SorosBot3000 @caitlynsmitman Ok thanks man! I'll talk to our commander in chief about this skullduggery

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@ztacy1 Thank you! Born to rock, live to fail!!!

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@trentbuhler Man...that would be top notch!

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@trentbuhler I imagine that would be quite the task to add that feature!!

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@dereks_dead Watched your film last night. The funniest thing I've seen since the Gulianni hair drip. Hope you make more, you've gained an instant fan in me.

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@Nancy_Crouse You'd think with all the wind he's blowing out his mouth he'd be back home faster than any jet could take him.

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3 Failures and a Coward will be brewing up an impromptu set of Xmas trash on Dec 10 again in Red Deer at an old school invite only noise party. Should be a disaster as per usual.

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@wehateyourhate @tubbydoghotdogs Always liked Tubby Dog....I hope they find a new venue for us not to get booked at.

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We had another show of no applause and heavy scowls last night. Good thing we had a fast truck witchcraft behind us

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@AB_AgainstUCP @shandro He looks like one of those jock guys that grows a mustache in November because his Facebook feed told him that he'd get more likes if he did.

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We got a gig at the Vat in Red Deer on Nov. 20 with an actual good band, who thinks we can bring in an extra 7 people or something.

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@KikkiPlanet He doesn't give a fuck anyway. He'll just ride the pay cheque out and find another one in the private sector where he's less visible scum.