F is for Fail

I am a security consultant with a reputation that proceeds me! I love to help!
#thetruebigblue

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Was not me btw

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Twitter has mfa?

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I should start a patreon

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I am now the Twitter.

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Hey team,

I'm a Lyft kind of guy btw.

#yeahnah

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@nzkarit @pepperraccoon @lokifer knows where to find me.....

:D

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Hi @kawaiiconNZ !

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I really should have explored this opportunity further.

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@rosshawkins I'm on the blockedchain so I think I get bitcoins to my ridge wallet

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I should be a nft.

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@rosshawkins Yay!

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Currently writing my O'Reilly book!

"Devsecoops - how to create job security for a developer by creating unintentional bugs that become core product features because it works and passes security assurance processes but no one knows how it works. "

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BGP is easy.

DNS is hard.

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Can that

"Failys Cyber Festival"

Who needs a symposium.

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I should hold a symposium.

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Anom anom.

Do do do do do

Anom anom

Do de do doooo

Anom anom!

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@riskybusiness Danger zoneeeee

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Currently implementing crypto miners in ransomware so you either pay in cash or we give you an eta for our miners to pool resources on your EUC with an option to push the workload to AWS/Azure/GKC where the fees are more palatable to to finance and local authorities.

#futuretech

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Thinking about NFT's.

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@nzkarit Ports of call.

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I'm on a boat.

In the suez canal!