Mylin.🔱

soft life | accountant | proud acholi😁😋

[Ik Nnadi 🇳🇬 @NnadiArts1]

To the 1% who stopped to look: I painted my wife and daughter in my own way.

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I love laughing omg imma come back next life as a hyena

[Kwesii🫥 @joeagyepong]

Nigeria get courses o

[Dhokla @dietdhokla]

when the joke is over but I got a laughing disorder

[• @WordsCocoon]

remember!

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

Am I the prettiest girl? No. Do I have a good personality? Of course not. But do I at least wake up every day and try to be my best self? Also no.

[🇵🇹🐐 @Woury_RMFC]

J’ai regardé un film indien pendant 3h.
L’histoire commence avec deux jeunes hommes qui trouvent un bébé dans une poubelle.
Ils l’ont recueillie et élevée, et lorsqu’elle a grandi, ils ont découvert c’était leur mère :

[Kizz Savage @savagekizz]

Westlife would never believe this is their track.👀😭

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

DON’T ask me for advice 😭! I support divorce, disowning family, blocking mfs mid-conversation, burning bridges with everybody still standing on them & disappearing without explanation !

[The Observer @observerug]

The now-deceased Tooro kingdom leader visited some high-end hospitals in Kampala after feeling persistent backpain. X-rays, MRI scans later, they told him they saw nothing.

Being a person of means, he flew to a hospital in Nairobi where he was diagnosed with cancer. A year later he was dead. What did the doctors in Nairobi see that the Kampala ones couldn’t?

Well, Nairobi has a Positron Emission Tomography (PET) scan or a few. Kampala and the whole of Uganda don’t. A PET scan costs about $3m (Shs 11.7bn) or approximately 17 Land Cruisers.

If there was a meeting of government officials, you would run out of space to park them. That is how many we have in Uganda but a PET Scan is not something we have been able to buy and install yet.

https://t.co/kZ4PB2kkpO

[Ayesigye 🌼 @hey_Ritaay]

Btw, it’s emotional intelligence to keep the terrible things people say about your friend to yourself. You don’t have to tell her everything. Sometimes you can hear something and know it will hurt her, and the kindest thing to do is simply keep it to yourself.

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

when new fine shyt asks about your ex but you’ve only been in situationships all your life

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

“Are you free Sunday night”

Are you out of your mind.

[Alejandro Alemán @elsalonrojo]

No puedo parar de reir.
Perdoooooon.

[Mayor @IsmaheelJeemoh]

When I got paid last month, I decided to satisfy my strong craving for burger and milkshake. A night has not passed since then where I did not wake up to regret that decision.

[✥ @qamrlight]

what doesnt kill you makes you open twitter