democratic strategist

[democratic strategist @fairlynoah]

pinterest thinks i’m a girl

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

9 out of ten dentists think u talk like a fag and ur shit's all retarded

[sàre | yoncé glazer @calsnoir]

@lyviaaivyl Didnt even talk abt the enshittification of the normalization of social medias impact on content curation in today’s culture on your substack. Fucking phony

[lyvia @lyviaaivyl]

Hey read my essay on desire. Disgustingly curate your music collection. I just think no one’s erotic. My YouTube video essay about limerence. My YouTube video essay on attention span. Love. How to be loved. Love yourself. Radical self acceptance. Cigarette cigarette cigarette cig

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i heard the timer for my cookies go off 10 minutes ago. but i don’t care. fuck those cookies and fuck my life.

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[democratic strategist @fairlynoah]

you’re the chungus person ever

[grace @oeht_g]

@theyfabsexual boy do i have a movie for you

[hannah @crankhart]

I feel like i just crawled out of hell

[jake @wormpuller]

Dont sleep and start doing more drugs and act extremely defensive and hostile when people in your life check in on you

[democratic strategist @fairlynoah]

I have once again beefed it

[EG wedid @WedidOfficial]

once this covid shit is over im gonna start going to the gym, getting a job and getting a girlfriend

[democratic strategist @fairlynoah]

I will, by hell or high water, turn the loose cannon into the bar that sean and jared walk into in goodwill hunting to have a drink to talk about will hunting

[morg 📚 @wet_paint_books]

life could be so dignified man

[Caralynn @caralynn_marie]

Quentin Tarantino rails against “token theatrical releases”: “What the fuck is a movie?” #TheElvisSuite #Sundance #Sundance2025

[christover @bored2die]

U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible

[democratic strategist @fairlynoah]

dog stevens

[democratic strategist @fairlynoah]

please don’t carry a yoga mat around during my bender

[metakuna (14/100 blog posts) @metakuna]

Non-drinkers who go to social events are freeriding on the goodwill and joviality of hard working drinkers and the whole social fabric would fall apart if everybody stopped drinking