Carly Fairweather

It is the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

@SalVulcano @chrisdcomedy, hay babe!

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

That’s also called a New Jersey summer.

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

can we do italian boy summer instead? white tanks, hair gel, deli meats, and just a touch of insurance fraud. it’ll be glorious

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

me trying to follow the hostess to my table at the Cheesecake Factory

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

They 100% do!!! ...when they’re imitating Americans doing imitations of them.

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

Ugh me all the time!

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

I am very annoyed by this.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Man who wore horns in US Capitol riot moved to Virginia jail that serves organic food after nine days without eating. https://t.co/xgWTaPyp2T

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

Snow is dumping down outside, SNL from 1990 with John Goodman hosting on the TV, dogs warming me on either side of the couch, the ability to work from home. What an ideal Monday.

[Nerdist @nerdist]

Age yourself with the first game you finished 🎮

[KPMoore @KPMoore8]

A homeless guy asked me for money today. I looked in my pocket and all I had was a $20 bill. "Do I really want this money going towards drugs"?, I thought to myself. "Nah"! So I gave him the $20.

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

But...but they could have had a Clydesdale pulling a load of vaccines....

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Budweiser will not be running a commercial during the Super Bowl for the first time in 37 years. The company says it will instead use the marketing dollars to support Covid-19 vaccine awareness and access. https://t.co/1GqBj3bCjN

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

Funny how people can separate Tom Brady’s politics from his game, but struggle to do the same when it comes to Kaepernick.

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

@DrPlow

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

Yes!!!!!

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

It delights me to think that what feels historical and amazing to us today—a woman sworn in to the vice presidency—will seem normal, obvious, "of course" to Kamala's grand-nieces as they grow up. And they will be right.

[Dawn Chambers’ Anger Translator @shannboogie]

The group chat said: JEWEL TONES. 1/20.

[Anum Qaisar @AnumSNP]

Two posts that popped up on my twitter feed.

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

@DrPlow Lol oh no. And the last thing I watched was Ripper 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[Carly Fairweather @fairweathercar]

Meanwhile when it snows in jersey people just make giant dicks.

[𓃹 @porcel444in]

heavy snow in madrid and it was enough for someone to sculpt venus de milo

[Dave Brown @dave_brown24]

This is the first time a sitting president has been banned from Twitter going back to 1812