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| bulimic | professional chewer & spitter |

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

and guess which one of you is alive?

[m @gayshotsbrosbro]

under given circumstances, how am i supposed to stop smoking cigarettes

[redacted @aquariusdays]

wow I smell like cigarettes. it couldn’t possibly have been all the cigarettes

[🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @OceanMinEX]

On this day 30 years ago, “THE GALUMPHS” ended its run in The Boston Globe.

Feel old yet?

[DankMarioFan @DankSonicFan]

what the FUCK is wrong with you the galumphs are my comfort characters

Theyre so funny like that one time gary brought that beach chair to the dmv 🤣🤣😂😂😂

He knows hes gonna be there all day 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Classic galumphs😂😂🤣🤣

[Ama Bee. @AmmaBeForreal]

EEEYUCK!

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[Jacob @LFCJacobb]

The eclipse was pretty disappointing. Genuinely worse than that time I was stuck behind Robert Loggia at the airport

[Sillyfella @sillyfella600]

When the crackhead on the bus wants to show you his Beavis and Butthead impressions

[Colt🇻🇦☧ @milolitnt]

I am worth more than these people

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

even if you paused your game to be somewhere?

[chelsea @tr4sh1sland]

My pussys trash, my head game is whack, hand job game down the fucking toilet, twerk game badussy like i am a lost cause

[meomi @kittnsi]

my voice is so unbearable i’m so sorry to everyone i’ve spoken too

[Deli @homisuacide]

being suicidal while also afraid of dying feels so humiliating like yes i want to die but also im too scared to do anything about it

[bear ☠️ @0rg4nisms]

“Sleep with a pillow between your legs for your back” yeah i’m gonna end up humping that and get no sleep

[Double Pinky Ringed Mob Boss🤙🏻💍👔 @ADFeralThirst]

What a major weirdo doofy loser
(I would've BEGGED to be his girlfriend 😫😵‍💫)

[evernight of shedtwt 🕷️ @chibeniii]

anybody else have like cutting episodes? like sometimes i wont cut at all for like a month and then other times im cutting multiple times a day like what is that even

[benis 📺🐒 @BenisXDDDDDD]

when a circumcised male says something so mutilated you foreskinuinely gotta hit them with the intact stare