konig’s long john

Average chronically online person

[chode dahl @pushw8]

Jeepers creepers where’d you get those large voluptuous breasts and that wet pussy

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

"Suicide is selfish" sorry do you want me to kill you too

[Daily Lohen 🗡🐇 not leak free @Timely_Lohen]

Why are my commissions giving birth

[kaz ☆ @butchmesa]

DO NOT DRINK SLENDERMAN BREAST MILK

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Puff ball

[konig’s long john @fairylight69]

@Ebreezybbc Will you chew my toenails ? 🥺

[konig’s long john @fairylight69]

I’ve come to find a new obsession of pikmin

[DKTR @DKTRBATZ]

Lesbian springtrap call that straptrap

[nessie 🔜 MP @nnnstrs]

i like to play on my puter with my friends

[doodles @dskaboodles_]

??? Why is that there

[Zen_krt105 @ZenK105]

I'm so busy with thesis 💔🥀
#zuko

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

nobody wants to crank that soulja boy anymore

[m​ik @horrorlor]

accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“

[konig’s long john @fairylight69]

@OWAnonymous_ I agree with this honestly. My friend joined overwatch recently and was trying to learn controls when we were in qp and they got called a slur for being new to the game and evidently got reported for being afk??