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$VIX is 25….Start buying

[dave lane @oldwaver]

@SportsSturm @corbydavidson

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@oldwaver GOTI is NOTI so far

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Super team Rams! 😂 Netflix NFL

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@lukadoncic Nellie was a basketball wizard. He almost took down the Spurs in the Conference Finals without Dirk and Walt Williams at Center. I had season tickets those years and I fondly remember him punting the ball into the stands when getting ejected.

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@gordonkeith @usmntonly Great job Gordon! #RantWorldCup cc: @oldwaver @corbydavidson

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@oldwaver @corbydavidson @SportsSturm @gordonkeith Bawitdaball !! Highlight of the week Old Wave.

[Covers.com @Covers]

SCENES IN THE NATION'S CAPITAL AS ATLETICO OTTAWA TIE THE GAME IN A BLIZZARD ON ONE OF THE NICEST GOALS YOU'LL EVER SEE ❄️🤯

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So you’re in the know…Luka is averaging 41 points, 11.5 Rebounds and 8.3 assists. He is out rebounding Anthony Davis and 2x in scoring. (out with calf injury)

The Mavs are 2-5. Basketball is dead to me. #Mavs #FireNico #Luka Come Back! #MVP

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Math ain’t mathing

[Terryhd93 @terryhd93]

@AdamSche1fer When they say, it’s not about the money. It’s about the money. $200,000,000 ( yes that’s how many zeros) for five years. If you make $100k a year, it would take you 200 years to make that much money. That’s right.

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@oldwaver Pls have @SportsSturm read MGK’s wiki.
His debut studio album triple platinum Lace Up (2012), peaked at number four on the US Billboard 200. 5th album was the only rock album of ‘20 to debut at #1.
@dfwticket first 5 all went platinum …He does have something

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@GreenForestHill @bracketdan You can listen to them basically for free on YouTube or Patreon

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@bracketdan “You are a big jerk”

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@oldwaver , You’re the Schotty of the Ticket! @dfwticket @SportsSturm

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The Waterfront is #1 on Netflix and possibly the worst show ever made. $NFLX Give me DCC!

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@gordonkeith I found your new favorite company.
cc: @junior_miller

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@SportsSturm Tell those clowns to watch Dodger playoff highlights. @dfwticket #TeamJoc

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WSJ today: (Consumer) Sentiment (in March) among Democrats was the lowest ever recorded, including the depths of the 2008-09 financial crisis…..Really Dems?? WTH!

[Bindu Reddy @bindureddy]

All of the billions spent on AI innovation just so we can get these beautiful cat videos

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@SportsSturm Thank you for mentioning the @Mavs were only 11 point underdogs tonight. #HappyThanksgiving #Luka

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@gordonkeith @junior_miller @dfwticket When I was there a hot girl went into the room with the guy to do his sample. Assuming wife