Sebastian Vettel

The nice fake :) Parody account of clearly the funniest F1 driver around. Double championship too!

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

First tweet in 50 days - I did it :) With Fangio & Michael as consecutive 3X champion :) #F1

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

Seriously though, how good and gracious was real Vettel today? @F1Kate ‘s question on history & breaking Fangio’s record got him in tears!

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

@FakeFernando @FakeVivian @fakewhitmarsh @fakekimi Winning eh? I happen to be good at that thing ;)

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

@FakeDelRosario I’ll try! Twitter’s fun but champagne tastes so good!

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

@fakeMcKenzie Thanks Lee! Meet you in Tokyo tonight for some sake ;)

[Fake Lee McKenzie @FakeLeeMckenzie]

Congratulations @fakeVettel on a great drive! And wow, Felipe and Kamui on the podium!! Such a cute pair! I love this trio!

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

@Gurlstrange No. He’s a very different person. A very different person indeed. I’m considered the nice fake :)

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

I haven’t posted on twitter in a month. Why? Because I’m busy winning races! Me and Abbey (car name) went to town today :) #F1

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

@IamLewis4fake @F1Racing_mag Thanks LewLew, may McLaren grant all your contractual wishes ;)

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

@IamLewis4fake Out of interest, where did you read that?

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

@FakeBRoeske Just a bit of friendly banter :)

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

@IamLewis4fake They’re in direct competition for high performance super-cars. Makes sense IMO. Wait till the Red Bull Wings X1 Hovercar ;)

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

They call me Vettel-ipeadia - the #F1 encyclopaedia RT @redbullracing: Hands up for Team Vettel with @MBrundleF1”

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

Next year maybe Lewis can tweet your sensitive ones ;) RT “@MercedesAMGF1: 2012 #Monza Grand Prix #StatsSheet #F1”

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

This guy is an F1 world champion. Yea, no kiddin’ RT “@LewisHamilton: This is when I took that climb… http://t.co/J1Fqoa5L”

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

Fundamental difference between me and @LewisHamilton . I want titles & F1 glory, he wants money and “super-global-bullshit-stardom” #F1

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

So Lewis is going to a worse team? Now can Fernando move to Marrusia? I’ll be most pleased. #VettelQuadrupleChampion #F1

[Gary Marshall @SwimGarySwim]

Mercedes to be renamed Mercedes AMG HAM as of the 2013 season

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

Tip to the beautiful @cora_fake for the source of that information. #F1

[Sebastian Vettel @fakeVettel]

BREAKING: Schumacher to McLaren!!

(It’s RALF Schumacher) #F1