Fake Public Safety

Parody account for Arkansas Tech's Department of Public Safety. Tweets are not approved or endorsed by Arkansas Tech or the Department of Public Safety.

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

I bet you thought parking was free over Christmas break, huh? NOPE! SUCKERS! #tickettime We gotta pay our salaries somehow.

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

You think your vehicles are safe just because it's a holiday? Not a chance. #tickettime #suckitstudents

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

Oh man....can't wait to write parking tickets again tomorrow!

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

You students think your cars are safe over the break? WRONG! TICKET TIME! #suckitstudents

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

Want to know if campus is closing for weather? TOO BAD! Screw you kids. We do what we want.

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

@JR_Hale3252 Nah. Be lazy and fat.....like us.

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

You losers that didn't go home for Thanksgiving are 100% more like to be tased by us! Happy turkey day! #suckitstudents

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

New year new tickets. #suckitstudents

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

Tasing squirrels today. #targetpractice

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

Think your vehicle is safe from tickets during the summer? THINK AGAIN! #wearebored #suckitstudents #rentalcops

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

We're doing our entire shift at #firehousesubs today. Deal with it. #onyourown

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

@ATU_Slacker Sure. #whatthehell

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

Tase first, ask questions never. We are....PUBLIC SAFETY! #rentalcops

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

@ATU_Slacker Come with us to the one in Conway. Tax dollars pay for our gas and meal! #perks

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

@jtweet112 Us too, bro. Us too... #noshame

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

@JR_Hale3252 @DntBeThatGuy @DudeitsBeck5 We are that guy everyday! #rentalcops

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

@ATU_Slacker Sounds like us every day. #yourtaxdollarsatwork

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

Thanks #foursquare for showing us where the ATU cheerleaders are at all times. #stalkers #creepers

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

@ATU_Slacker What's the worst that could happen? Another lawsuit? #plentyofthose

[Fake Public Safety @fake_atudps]

@ATU_Slacker Time to ruin it for someone with a parking ticket! #lifepurpose