bdrand

reasonably priced electronic tape that looks okay // @human

[bdrand @fake_dbrand]

We’re not @dbrand, stop asking for free shit.

[bdrand @fake_dbrand]

@dbrand Still subtracting from your wallet though.

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@dbrand Its ugliness will at least distract everyone from noticing the monster that’s wearing it.

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@dbrand @robot The only key this meme needs to look at.

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@dbrand @MKBHD The red helps signify your finances.

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@dbrand Don’t know why some people named Cease and Desist are sending us letters.

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@dbrand Your only option is to fuck off.

[bdrand @fake_dbrand]

@dbrand Better be able buy these in bulk packs.

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@dbrand @ZacksJerryRig We know you’d come flocking to buy a skinned Steam Deck that’s had its sides ripped off, regardless of whether it turns on or not.

[bdrand @fake_dbrand]

@dbrand Also more power efficient since you’ll spend more time just looking at it than actually using it.

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@dbrand This is the announcement.

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@dbrand I find it absurd one can’t gift $0.00

[bdrand @fake_dbrand]

@dbrand It’s absurd we can’t pay for global shipping.

[bdrand @fake_dbrand]

Whether you believe this election is or isn’t fucked, you can always go fuck over your wallet at https://t.co/0uRneBniPc.

[bdrand @fake_dbrand]

@dbrand Didn’t realize the Switch battery lasted that long.

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@dbrand Your tuition can wait. These skins won’t.

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@dbrand Nonsense, it’s only natural the true star of the show would be unveiled first.

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@MKBHD Past 3 Days:

1) Will eat a pair of AirPods if Tiktok dies within 2 years.

2) Will payout a million dollars if the iPhone alert slider is removed within 5 years.

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@dbrand We’ve “re-invented” the shitpost

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@dbrand The only thing that matters is that it takes your money.

[bdrand @fake_dbrand]

@dbrand And the employees constantly remind you how much of a failure you are.