Fake Sen. Cramer

This is a parody account. I'm not Kevin.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

This is my final post here. I will be moving over to that other app.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Follow me on Blue sky for more dumb posts like this one.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

This is my final post here. I will be moving over to that other app.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Fuck, marry, kill?

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Out of character post: can VP Walz force corporate Dairy Queen to acknowledge Moorhead as the birthplace of the Dilly Bar?

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Keeping @DougBurgum in my thoughts today.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

I'm worried that having Tim Walz in the administration will directly affect our children. Suddenly they will start playing 'Duck Duck Grey Duck.' They will start getting fed for free at school. Think about the lasting consequences here people.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

I want all of my 2nd Amendment true believers to follow our moral leader Kyle Rittenhouse, and write in Ron Paul for President. Thank you @ThisIsKyleR for showing us true strength and moral superiority.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

I'll tell you one thing about Doug Burgum, he doesn't fuck couches.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Hey @DougBurgum, I heard you lost the job. You down to hit up The Northern on Friday? Let me know.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Before Hillary steals my joke, I need you all to remember to Hawk Tuooo the polls in November.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Just a quick reminder.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Can confirm.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

@BismarckBubble

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Before any one asks, no I am not on the list. And it's not because I didn't want to be, it's because I wasn't invited.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Over 170 people with links to Jeffery Epstein will likely be named in unsealed court docs in the upcoming weeks

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

@DougBurgum Fargoans are spending extra money every month trying to afford rent at Doug's buildings.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Now that Dougie Boy has returned home to North Dakota, I can now declare my support for our former dear leader. President Trump, I support you and everything you do. #MAGA2024

[Kevin Cramer @kevincramer]

I am honored to stand with Donald J. Trump as he embarks on a mission to restore peace, prosperity and freedom in our great nation. Lets consolidate Republican support around the leader of our GOP and ensure a Republican victory in 2024. work with him to Make America Great Again!

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

@flickertailtime "Kev, what was Kirkwood McDonald's like?"

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Everything has been downhill since Kirkwood McDonald's closed.

[Flickertail Times @flickertailtime]

It was the best of times.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Doug Burgum saw his bottom line and decided to just be Governor again.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

Wentz outlasted Burgum.

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

What will end first?

[Fake Sen. Cramer @fake_sen]

@flickertailtime @DougBurgum I guess I'll just keep tweeting about Taco John's. Ugh.