Ally Baker

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

my vv conservative father has had this picture hanging in his home for as long as I can remember

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

Happy Valentine’s Day to my forever Valentine!

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

#BradleyCooper, I Just Saw You Wearing An @Eagles Jersey. I Considered You Playing Me In My Upcoming Biopic But Not Anymore! Forget It!

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

hmmm lofi really helps me focus while studying..let me stop studying to read why lofi helps with focus

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

Mentally I am at the SiriusXM Garage as Miley Cyrus covers Doll Parts on The Howard Stern Show 12/2/2020

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

Nothing brings creative inspiration like revamping my professional resume. Additional skills? I bet I can teach myself guitar and write an album if I just put this off for 20 more minutes.

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

@pianopest @oliveheadnelson Let’s plan it for real

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But now I'm gold.

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

@autmnalequinox We can say a lot about that man but a lack of talent is unfortunately not one of them

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

I won't follow my ex's band back because in 2011 he wouldn't accept a friend request from my cat.

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve is her best song but I’ve taken way too many virginities to relate to it

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

guy just months away from ruining his life: I have had a breakthrough while using psychedelics ❤️

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

(visiting a new church) “can I vape in here?”

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

@DopeAssBirds Stop tweeting about me

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

I went into the pandemic looking young for my age and came out of it desperately shoving my id into every bartender’s face after they don’t ask for it 😔

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

Pages just auto corrected "cishet man" to "cashew man" and I'm keeping it. good edit.

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

Reclaiming my place as younger sister and making her moment about me 💁‍♀️

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

My older sister recently came out as trans and Im super pissed because she let me live my entire life as the eldest daughter and now it’s like that wasn’t actually my cross to bear? I could have been the wild middle sister this whole time? Absolutely devastating.

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

i just want to feel clean. why so hard to feel clean?

[Ally Baker @fakeallybaker]

I know I'm god's favorite because he gave me the depression quirk where I can't stop brushing my teeth during an episode.