kaleb

im on my computer

[james tom @jestom]

"I asked chatgpt"
I confided in amazon
I confessed to mcdonald's
I have an inside joke with exxon mobil

[Fat Rat @FatRatCowboy]

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime. That’s why I smoke chicken on company time

[JUDE RAW @raw_jude]

you should be allowed to hand a cop whatever trash you’re holding

[cre fr fr @dietniggga]

If you’re white you can’t crash out you can only go bonkers

[kaleb @fakebusykaleb]

when i moved to nyc after living in chicago i was surprised nobody ever smokes on the train

[emily @north0fnorth]

why is smoking on the train so rampant in chicago and philly but nonexistent in dc and nyc. i hate hopping on the blue line at o’hare and having my first experience back home be everyone else in the train car smoking

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

This is possibly the most insane national security story in the last 50 years. Includes a massive text chain between senior members of the Trump admin gaming out foreign policy and war plans on Signal, and they accidentally added a reporter to the group chat.

[kaleb @fakebusykaleb]

this was the first pair of sneakers i ever tried to flip and i got scammed and robbed

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

remember when this shoe dropped

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

Rest In Power to the legendary Roy Ayers. 🕊️

[kaleb @fakebusykaleb]

@digitalroon bro wtf 😭💀

[kaleb @fakebusykaleb]

lately after i say some hater shit i'll follow it with "but maybe im just being harsh". tryna make a change in my life

[kaleb @fakebusykaleb]

this is how we hid our weed in my freshman dorm room

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

interesting that we call them tech “bros”. They are no Brothers of mine.

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

Free photo for you guys to use if you’re running late to something & need an excuse

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Sell tik tok to me!

[kaleb @fakebusykaleb]

i hate alamo drafthouse why the fuck am i paying $22 to watch a movie with a stranger eating a pulled pork sandwich in my ear

[kaleb @fakebusykaleb]

@hadjigaviota one of my fav projects by him

[Worldwide Hef @BarryHefner]

You can’t let the identity of who you are and what you are get too wrapped up in this industry.

There needs to a realistic understanding at all times and I encourage ppl to pls spend more time with your real family and friends rather the INDUSTRY you work in.

[kaleb @fakebusykaleb]

@thegeorgeyoung @AccidentalBron

[kaleb @fakebusykaleb]

she/shim

[cadaver @metropkwy]

she/her is such a weird set of pronouns compared to others.

He/him
They/them
She/HER???????? why isn't it like. She/sher

[kaleb @fakebusykaleb]

threnty twenty four

[雉粕喵 @regice_kijinyan]

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