Fake John Cornyn

I have long believed that our federal government could use 'a little Texas sunshine.' | (parody account for CMC Congress - not affiliated with real Senator)

[Fake John Cornyn @FakeCornyn]

Proud of the Senate for acquitting President Trump! Now looking forward to seeing what he thinks of the bills we passed today. (simulation - not real)

[Fake John Cornyn @FakeCornyn]

Grateful for @rascalMcCaskill's continuous bipartisan spirit. (simulation - not real)

[Ted Cruz Simulation @SimulationTed]

SIMULATION @ClaremontCoryB calls porn star Stormy Daniels "a professional". I wouldn't know. I've never seen her work.

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@JoniErnstCMC Couldn't have said it better myself. (simulation - not real)

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Disappointed to learn that former President Bush supports impeaching Trump. As Republican Whip, I am horrified to see this rejection of party loyalty. (simulation - not real)

[Fake John Cornyn @FakeCornyn]

Looking forward to speaking on behalf of the Cross-Straits Act. It is an important, strategic move in the right direction. (simulation - not real)

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Honored to have President Trump present for today's floor session. We will NOT impeach him. (simulation - not real)

[Fake John Cornyn @FakeCornyn]

While I do not share all of the same views as my fellow Texan Senator @SimulationTed, I cannot support the CONTRIBUTE Act without any provision to improve border security. (simulation - not real)

[Fake John Cornyn @FakeCornyn]

Although I support Fix NICS, the Everytown Act is too broad and will not get to the root of the problem. The American people are lucky it failed. (simulation - not real)

[Fake John Cornyn @FakeCornyn]

We won't stop showing the President our support - hoping my Senate colleagues pass @MinorityMitch's floor amendment to the RAISE Act. (simulation - not real)

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As I've said before, government regulations move slower than technology and a top-down regulatory approach unnecessarily constrains an industry's ability to create and deliver new products and services to market! We should leave the FCC's decision in place. (simulation-not real)

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Net neutrality is misnamed. It is government regulation. Why not let the market work? https://t.co/gR5refrCDI

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The Senate has just passed the SAVIOR Act! Glad to have bipartisan support. (simulation - not real)

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Finance Republicans bonding after markup! (Simulation- not real) @MinorityMitch @NotOrrinHatch @NotTimScott

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@ClaremontWyden just refused to shake my hand after Committee adjourned. Shameful. @thecubeCMC (simulation - not real)

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@ClaremontWyden won't stop rambling about unrelated topics - he is clearly wasting time so we do not have time to discuss GOP amendments in Committee. Bad leadership... (simulation - not real)

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Thrilled that my colleagues in the Senate Finance Committee just unanimously approved an amendment to increase the rate of IRS audits on EITC forms (simulation - not real)

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@ClaremontWyden is being rude and condescending to ranking member @NotOrrinHatch, he should respect Sen. Hatch's expertise after many years in the Senate! (simulation - not real)

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Grateful to my friend and workout buddy @ClaremontChuck for showing flexibility and willingness to compromise - let's rename the Robert A. Taft Memorial and Carillon after our President! (simulation - not real)

[Fake John Cornyn @FakeCornyn]

Glad we're finally discussing renaming the Washington Monument the "Trump Monument" in the Finance Committee! (simulation - not real)