Sergei Diaghilev

Impresario extraordinare of dance. Founder of Ballets Russes, inspiration to many, lover of Nijinsky, only a little bit dead. Sorry.

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@clouddancefest @balletboy09 @davetriesballet @pointetiludrop I'm intrigued by the idea of Buffy: The Ballet choreographed by @DrewMcOnie.

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

Dang it, why oh why was Edward Watson not around when I was alive? #theMetamorphosis is perfection. I loved every last sticky drop of it.

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

I really don't like that photo of me, though. Can't they use anything else instead?

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

How lovely to see an entire tribute to me on #bbc4. Bring on the praise!

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@FakePMartins You misunderstand me, my friend. My wealth is in ideas and dancers alone. Of financial wealth I have none, only kind patrons.

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@FakePMartins Oh dear lord. Do I need to seek a lawyer?

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@FakePMartins I would most appreciate any donation you could spare. Alas my debts only grew, not went away, after I died. #iamapauper

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@FakePMartins Before he died, yes. I'm not sure I'd wish the dead one on any dancer. Unlike me, who only grows more benevolent over time...

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@FakePMartins I sent a follow request to @deadbalanchine a while back. Last I heard, he's still heftily decomposed. Not like me #preens

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@clouddancefest Ahem. You haven't got back to me about that coffee. I'm still waiting.

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

Oh hell! RT @morphing: Done! We are going to print with the inimitable @FakeDiaghilev as a faun-speckled Superhero http://t.co/HdkZFnq

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@clouddancefest I thank you for your sharp eyes. Are you free for coffee next week? I have a proposition in mind which you might like.

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@FakePMartins Okay, I grudgingly approve. And I shall bear your little company in mind when putting together my next programme.

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@morphing @fakepmartins It's the pink. And those boots. And when did superheroes stop wearing capes? Capes most definitely suit me.

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@FakePMartins @morphing Now now, Mr Martins, you KNOW those aren't my colours!

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@morphing Am I not superhero enough? #BalletComicCon

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@FakePMartins @fakekmckenzie Seriously, you Americans are kinda nuts. #BalletComicCon

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@FakePMartins Surely I don't need to tell you that Europe is where it's at *hic*

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

@FakePMartins I was going to tweet Saludos, but it would have been too obvious that I'd been drinking Spanish wine. *hic*

[Sergei Diaghilev @FakeDiaghilev]

Greetings.