fakef1trainer

fakef1trainer to fakemarkwebber

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@fakekimi What next, Finland's Biggest Loser? I can help, you don't have to do this.

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@fakemarkwebber OK so driving with no broken bones didn't work.This won't hurt,well not much,so which is it to be left or right, arm or leg?

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@theFakeKimi Oh dear, weight out of control? The slippery slope; F1 > WRC > NASCAR > Finland's Biggest Loser.

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@FakeVivian Nah, he trusts me.... he has too! :D

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@FakeVivian Naturally. He hates that.

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

You cropped me out... would have been sexier. RT @FakeVivian #F1 #SexyF1Calendar March with Mark Webber >> http://twitpic.com/453q7k

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@fakeRobKubica Yes but you mean @fakemarkwebber http://tinyurl.com/64epj4g fakeSebVet won't go in, scared his weiner will disappear for good

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@fakeRobKubica More than happy to help with rehab. We'll have you in that freezer in no time. Best of luck, buddy.

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@fakemarkwebber Good God, man, this is madness! Keep the b*stards in the dark, like you did @fakeChrisHorner with the shoulder.

[Fake Mark Webber @fakemarkwebber]

This is the REAL DEAL! I will be revealing my true identity in 1 day! Spread the word FakeF1 Fans!

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

Torture? Are you confusing RBR with KGB? RT @Fake_Oksana FakePetrov. He not fit enough. Can you torture him?

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

I missed it or rather it never happened! At least you'll still get the free vodka. RT @fakeRobKubica Coming to @FakePetrov resign party?

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@Fake_Oksana Congratulations my dear, seems we'll be seeing you next season after all. Amazing what pissing of @fakefernando will do.

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@nascaroline Happy Birthday, sis. Sorry I can't be there but even at Christmas I'm needed, can't have a fat driver. xxx

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

Broken collar bone needed cortisone injections. http://tinyurl.com/2v9rn3 Yep, all in a day's work with @fakemarkwebber Nice one, Champ.

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@redbullf1spy All well and good but when do I get my photoshoot, Mr Spy?!

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@ChelleC79 Damn, that's no fun for me.

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

@fakemarkwebber Have a relaxing break, mate... remember I'll be waiting come February.

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

2 weeks into the off season; just how much weight has @fakemarkwebber put on? Who cares! All the more for me to get him to work off.

[fakef1trainer @fakef1_trainer]

I could run it in that time, kidda. Good effort though. RT @fakeRicciardo Yas Marina in 1:38.102... no problemo. How fast can you do it in?