flavbriatore

RenaultF1 team principal

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Today I have my first day in court, although some suspect it won't be my last: http://willthef1journo.wordpress.com/ #F1

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Like the rest of F1 I thought about going to NASCAR this weekend, but I couldn't find anywhere to park my boat

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Next week I ave my day in court against da FIA. I wonder who can leak da results first - me, or that bloke with the beard Richard Woods? #F1

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With all these new teams joining next year, I wonder if any of them want me to be da Team Principal?

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Looks like to FIA didn't like my leak to the press about my court case. Sounds rather like the pot calling the kettle black to me. #F1

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I say to Peter Windsor he can 'ave Mecachrome engines for his US(eless)F1 team. I'd have thought they are just what he is looking for! #F1

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Like Mr Yamashina I cry about Toyota leaving #F1, except I cry because they didn't employ me: http://bit.ly/1z6DYR

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I had a good night at da #QPR tonight. I invited Max and Bernie too! My did we chuckle about old times together!

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it look like @FakeKazNakajima has a choice of Hara-kiri or off to JapanGT racing with his tail between his legs

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Da reason I don't 'ave a Paddock Pass any more is #SutilsFault

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No worry @fakef1_trainer. I'll be back once @faketodt has his feat under the table

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No worry @fakebernie I'm sure my boat will be back by the time we get to South Korea

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I read that Indian Branson has trouble RT @f1scoop Trouble 4 FIF1 as Kingfisher Airlines makes 4.19bn rp Q2 loss: http://cli.gs/bTz69J #F1

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So @fakeglock has been given another weekend off. I hope they stopped his pocket money! Looks like he has driven a Toyota for the last time.

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eh @Formula_Una Bella! you wan some real Italian at your party?

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it time to say goodbye to my 'friend' @fakemaxmosely as he leave office tomorrow.

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My lawyer say taking FIA to court will be more lucrative than managing mediorcre drivers. A shame @fakemaxmosely won' ave to sign da cheque!

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eh @fakemaxmosely I would say see you in court, but of course you won't be around by then

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it is really my private jet that @fakejenson is using to fly back from Brazil! I haven't told him where I gonna make it land though!

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eh @fakebernie I'm glad we are friends again. Now, about my paddock pass.....