Fake Geoff Baker

Unaffiliated parody account of Seattle Times writer Geoff Baker.

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

Welcome to my Twitter feed, where I'm always right, and your opinion doesn't matter.

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@evanfeather42 @AaronQ13Fox @AEGworldwide @CouncilmanTim No it wouldn’t

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@AaronQ13Fox @AEGworldwide @CouncilmanTim These people are all irrelevant. None are on my playlist and they’re not even Canadian!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@ManyHatsMilles Jeez. Even I am a better journalist than that!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

After 3 days on the job my desk was covered in Canadian Bacon so me and my new editor have a LOT in common. Can’t wait to discuss #SODO!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@PBizzel @AaronQ13Fox Hehe

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@88SEATTLE61 @MelissaSantos1 @seattletimes It’s called “being in charge”. Remember, it’s a bad situation if we allow the citizenry to think for themselves!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@MelissaSantos1 @seattletimes Welcome aboard. You’re going to LOVE always being right. It’s one of the perks of working for the Times!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@SoDoSlayer @PBizzel @wizgraham @88SEATTLE61 Why thank you!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@PBizzel @SoDoSlayer @88SEATTLE61 @wizgraham Brian is my kind of guy!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@ArenaTruther Never sell past the close!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@206empire @ArenaTruther Yea, but I do!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@SeattleCouncil Thanks anyway but I don't need to become a @SeattleCouncil member to get what I want!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@Seattle_Fan1980 @MayorEdMurray @PortofSeattle Wifey said the same thing

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

Saw @MayorEdMurray shopping million $$ oceanfront homes in Seabrook yesterday. Thrilled he's spending his @PortofSeattle payoffs wisely

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@AaronQ13Fox Actually you are wrong. If you use the current Canadian/U.S. exchange rate, like I always do, the M's are only 3.5 back.

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@fblethen @seattletimes And we both hate Geoff Baker

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@88SEATTLE61 @PBizzel @SoDoSlayer @wizgraham Sally's my girl. I have her at an 8.3 in "Older Chick Schwing" points on my Geoffy scale.

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

I just LOVE pretending to be an American. Guiding our wise politicians through mazes such as the arena decision brings a tear to my eye!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@Bham_Insider @AaronQ13Fox @geoff Yessir!

[Fake Geoff Baker @fakegeoffbaker1]

@paulbarrett6 @BringBackSonics @GeoffBakerTIMES Duh. What else would take center stage?