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crippling hypochondriac

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@thyknife i totally saw him too a while back and was gonna tell my roommate but he was on the phone so i totally forgot

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long live the xx

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this was a draft from a long time ago, idk what i was referring to it could be anything. thoughts? happy 4 am to anyone and everyone

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these things are funny cause they totally trick kids into thinking they’re doing something fun but they suck

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@damonotation

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almost got killed on the 101 while listening to geese

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men love to do something unforgivable then ask you to marry them

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everyone’s so jealous of cameron winter rn its embarrassing

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sorry, i’m busy listening to Harry Connick Jr.

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the only nice thing god ever did for me is Geese

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i can’t believe it’s 2025 and they’re still playing unwritten on the radio

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s bromance. Predictably, the former partners-in-crime are now tearing each other apart.

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pulling up to my pap smear in a bright red dodge charger

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labubu will never be monchhichi.

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apparently i can’t use instagram until easter is over

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when it’s more than what you bargained for, but it's a little less than what you paid for……

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that doechii song gives me anxiety

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crop dusting on the usc campus today. hope they can smell

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i am the biggest salmon lover in the world

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usc students have zero spacial awareness and i hate them