slime wisdom

iris. they/them. rust belt romanticizer, sea slug sympathizer, synthesizer

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

One thing about me is im normal. Another thing about me is im regular

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

@NaloxoneProphet Me and margo's birthdays being together in this... maybe everything on the internet isnt a lie ❤️

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

Obviously the baby ipad addiction is a bad thing but it just occurred to me the amount of parents who probably go to chatgpt for all parenting advice now. deeply fearful for the children raised by grok

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

@enoshimatroll Waittt. if its ********* then im pretty sure theres a history of this kind of thing :p

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

I only logged into this website for Neko Atsume anyway. now whens the last time you heard a sentence like that

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

@NaloxoneProphet Happy birthday 🫵🥳🥳🥳

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

I have got to do something about my addiction to looking at things and intaking less than useless information. Logging on to a website i hate (this one) should not feel like relapsing on clonazepam

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

@Squatch72599967 Its hot as fuck and the economy is so bad. How are you❤️

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[pearl pureheart @liloblique]

the 3 Cs: catfish, coca cola, and clonazepam

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

@NaloxoneProphet They just call that panera bread

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

@JPruitt901 hey man as a victim of the person youre talking about, no. it doesnt bring anyone any peace to use his actions as some kind of gotcha moment

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

RIP big dog thanks for indirectly getting me on prozac. without it i would be currently walking into traffic

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

i wish twitter circles still existed right now. i got a lot on my mind but instagram is just so unserious

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

@Squatch72599967 Hung lean is really good

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

Goals for the rest of 2025:
- bankrupt blue cross blue shield
- be admitted to the psych ward (see point one)
- draw a picture

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

@H0tWireMyHeart He would more likely say this in the event he felt exasperated. Maybe if he were road raging

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

if a mouse made a mistake he would say my apolocheese

[slime wisdom @fakeiris]

Tuckered Out