El Kit

I'm not Kit Colbert. But I do play a studly software engineer on TV.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

And yes, before you ask, they did offer me the CTO role..

I was like, "can you do that job drunk?"
Them: "No, you need to be sober."
El-Kit: "Oh, I was assuming your CTO was drunk."
Them: "We've decided to go with another candidate."

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Kit Châteauneuf-du-Pape

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

Your quarantine name is your first name + last alcoholic beverage you consumed.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Bitch, please.

I am much better looking than Clark Kent. What a dweeb.

[Jake Robinson @jakerobinson]

Just throwing this out there... I've never seen Superman and @kitcolbert in the same place at the same time...

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

OK, fair point. If you waste a crap-ton of money on your DC, then yeah. Cloud is cheaper. Not something you should brag about IMHO.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Is moving to cloud going to save you money? Are you F'ing kidding? Is paying someone else to do your job cheaper? Better, faster, sure.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Telling me that cloud is a "executive top town imperative." Is like my 3YO telling me they have to bathe because "mommy says so."

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

What's the difference between Amazon and a legacy OEM? Amazon is growing. <DROPS MIC>

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Funny story. You can't tell me that VMC is stupid and then tell me that VMC will kill VCAN. Pick a side already.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Why are we partnering with Amazon? DL;DR: Because Duh.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

I'm just going to put this out there. Asking me to compare ESXi to Zen is like asking if your three year old can take on Mike Tyson.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Did I mention that I invented DRS? WTF is E-DRS?

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

"Serverless" is the infrastructure equivalent to "it's just the tip." Either way, you're getting the shaft, if you know what I mean.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Is this thing still on? I am going to tweet all up in this MoFo.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Any fool can know, the point is to understand. https://t.co/XNJN9niQP2

[Fabio Rapposelli (now on the butterfly app) @fabiorapposelli]

It used to be 10K hours to become an expert, now enlightenment is just a Google search away.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

DL;DR: Don't be a dick. https://t.co/tIXVzbn1xw

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Yes, but I won't respect you in the morning. https://t.co/0BjM576b4u

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Another stunning insight from the #CNA team. #soproud https://t.co/OWCK8oS78w

[Akshay Luther @akshayl]

The thing about complexity is that it's so darn complex.

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Cisco likes their champions young and dumb. One out of two isn't bad, I guess. https://t.co/S3cBHU2RhV

[Massimo Re Ferrè @mreferre]

I can barely set an IP address but, apparently, I have been nominated as a “Cisco Champion”…

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Seems legit. All those morons with PHDs just got schooled. https://t.co/m8wT8RjN9r

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Measuring your face can tell you if you're a psychopath... https://t.co/Ve9h2OHaEb

[El Kit @fakekitcolbert]

Finally, someone gets me. https://t.co/C8sRjzYtxv

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

If you want to invest in the next Twitter and Uber, start dressing like it.

@Sacca Shirts: https://t.co/KveqOtohsu https://t.co/dY6hXUVoWe