Chronicle

She/her

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

the only thing between you and your dreams is a LOT of failures, go fail baby !!

[Katie 🐝 @kayteebee99]

Old man hobbies that go hard:
- fishing
- birding
- gardening
- standing with your hands behind your back
- saying “we needed this rain”

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

my untimely passing will send ripples thru the salt and vinegar chip industry. there will be many chip tycoons at my funeral

[mau @rllydu]

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

What’s the funniest thing you’ve gotten scolded for in a 1:1 at work? “Please stop saying ‘That’s why they pay me the medium bucks’ every time someone says “Thank you” it’s making people uncomfortable” comes to mind for me

[Rad. @enemy_soil]

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno

[Gülce @exitsenses]

Beautiful spring evening. I’m outside with a cup of coffee. Zero notifications on my phone likely because I’m difficult to like and contribute very little socially. God bless

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

Therapist: It's all in your head.

Me: Yeah, unfortunately I am also in there.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

"no news is good news" not if you have anxiety and an imagination

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

(follows you around sweating, wearing swirly glasses, waving glowsticks all day like you're an idol that i'm a fan of regardless of what you're doing)

[manic pixie cheese curd, MPH @tildawhirl]

“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

u gotta go in the thrift store with a pure heart and mind

[skye @SkyeMurphyKane]

Imma wait to see him in action and embody the role physically before I get mean and very specific

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Me: [Has never touched cocaine]

Me every time I'm at the airport: Oh no what if I accidentally packed a lot of cocaine

[inho 🥇 @itto_inho]

YouTube video essay on the background while scrolling Twitter and playing video game at the same time

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

You’re in her dms, I’m offering her a side quest. we are not the same

[rose @wynrosei]

“can’t you take a joke?” no, i have this weird, unusual quirk where when someone is openly mean to me, i get upset