Lloyd Morgan

Not here. I'm active on Bluesky (@fakelvis.bsky.social) and Mastodon (@[email protected]).

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

One of my all-time favorite type of videos is pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known.

A thread of some examples:

Bastille playing Pompeii in what looks like someone's living room:

[Whoa! Shut It Down @rightsofrefusal]

Autistic people flirting be like:

[Neil @irl_neil]

Obviously using chatbots makes you more dumb, everyone is skipping over the funniest part: the study authors are such dedicated LLM haters they set up traps to expose AI users lol

[john 🥛 @johntrified]

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life

[Quentin @Tangrenin]

Brushing our teeth is a basic thing we all do and yet every time I see someone brush their teeth for the first time at some point they do a most bizarre, most uniquely unhinged thing that reminds me how brittle my conception of normalcy is

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”

-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”

-powerful
-commanding
-honest

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

[Benjamin @bschne]

oh god

[Jason Abaluck @Jabaluck]

A book review of Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin.

This is probably the first book review you will read that has absolutely no spoilers and that you will appreciate equally whether you have read the book or not (at least if you read to the end).

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Mostly Glasgow.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Proterozoic Rocks https://t.co/tUkozDTwrI

[𝓒 (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ @helloimalsohere]

what the fuck

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

"tom cruise does his own stunts" ok? so do i. i just have fewer stunts to do. fewer stunts are being asked of me

[‎near @hxrtherealest]

coke with zero benefit, zero upside. just drinking sludge for the love of the game

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever