Fake Nick Cave

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And no one's left in doubt... God is in the house. #StayHome

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So I’ve sat and I’ve watched an Ice Age, Thor.

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@AlanaMassey Rude.

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All things move toward their end. I knew before I met her that I would block her.

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I left my house without my coat - something my nurse would not have allowed as that's where I keep my wallet and, well, could you get lunch?

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@xtinarc 😘

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@andylevy I miss our old chats, Andy.

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:(

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@alinadelphia @coolniceghost Sisters, my Diva Cup is empty.

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@ohmeags I am definitely goth. Tell your boss to buy you lunch.

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Let Love Indian, a new curry restaurant by the chef of Murder Salads, will be opening in London next week.

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Biggest regret of 2014? Accompanying Blixa to the hardware store on a "quick errand."

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Hello, Seattle friends. We can hold hands till the sun goes down.

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I don't believe in an interventionist God, but if you do... supporting access to affordable reproductive health care is still a good idea.

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Regrettably, we are all out of the Down Here For Your Sole entrée at Murder Salads tonight.

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The sidewalks are full of love's lonely children.

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Planning the 4th of July menu for Murder Salads. Chef suggests a grilled Black Crow King Salmon. But no. That is impossible.

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Drinking a raw cacao smoothie in the bath and pondering rhymes for a new song. Focus... hocus pocus... nearly broke us... amidst the crocus.