FakePete Fenson

I'm FakePeteFenson and I love a good bronze medal game.

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Canada will never win another @worldcurling women's championship until @CurlingCanada stops adding all those idiotic GIFs to its Twitter game updates. Just jinxing @EinarsonTeam. #totallyunprofessional @curling @CurlingZone @usacurl

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

@Canada will never win another women's @worldcurling championship until @CurlingCanada stops adding those idiotic GIFs to its game update #Tweets. Just jinxing the @EinarsonTeam @curling @CurlingZone @usacurl

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Looks more like Madame Tussauds Wax Museum.

[Josh Hammer @josh_hammer]

Doesn’t get a whole lot better than @AnnCoulter and Amy Wax at happy hour.

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Tim Hortons is dumping its sponsorship of the Brier after London2023 and insiders say @CurlingCanada has lined up Kentucky Fried Chicken as the title sponsor so they can call it the Fryer Brier. @AlCameronCC @warrenhansen2 @kfc @usacurl

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

As interim CEO of @usacurl, @DeanGemmell is one heck of a comedian but he's deadly serious about moving national headquarters to a backroom @GeorgesGMLiquor in Duluth, MN. #NeverForgetPhiladelphia.

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

It is time to mothball the anachronistic "punched their ticket" with a new cliched "scanned their digital wallet" because no one has "punched a ticket" since the Smithsonian Institute added an Amtrack ticket punch to its historical collection in 1999. #languageevolves #lazywriter

[Curling Canada @CurlingCanada]

Congratulations Team Odishaw!

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

I doubt a vulgar British celebrity chef is qualified to be a sheriff anywhere outside of Nottingham Forest. @usacurl @robinhood @DuluthHOH @DuluthCurling @cityofduluth @duluthnews @duluth

[Sheriff Gordon Ramsay @chieframsay]

An honor to have the endorsement of the Iron Range Chiefs of Police Association.

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Et tu?, @waynemiddaugh @fkewaynemidaugh

[wayne middaugh @waynemiddaugh]

Sorry you didn’t perform as you expected of yourself but the putter toss won you a fan

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

This is getting tiresome. Get more creative or descend into your gopher hole. #NotMyfakeGainer

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

This is getting very tiresome. Get more creative or disappear into your gopher hole. #NotMyfakeGainer

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

This is getting old. #OverFlackng

[Team Shuster @TeamShuster]

We asked our friend if he wanted to try throwing a rock. Apparently, we should have explained it a little better to him. @JackLinks #JackLinksAmbassador

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Anyone know what sportsbook I was in Monday night during @worldcurling men's championship @LVCurlingRocks when I laid $8,000 on underdog @UNCtarheels that covered the spread and paid $112,000? Would really like to go get it. #NeverOverDrinkAndGamble #NoRecall

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Asked the bartender in Las Vegas @FrankiesTiki Room to switch the TV to the @worldcurling championship @LVCurlingRocks from the @NCAA @MarchMadnessMBB and some cracker from @UNCchapelkill punched me in the nose. #TooEarlyToBePassedOutOnTheFloor @usacurl

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

If the “Hoppe Suisse” can beat Canada tonight at the @worldcurling men’s championship in @LVCurlingRocks (Las Vegas) then I will make good on my promise to propose marriage to Miriam Ott. @usacurl @lasvegascurling #SwissieOttIsHot

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Why would I book a hotel room for @worldcurling men's championship in @LVCurlingRocks when so many saloons are open 24/7? @stagedoorcasino @FrankiesTiki @thegoldentiki @vesperbar @goldspike @DoubleDownLV #MakeMeAPalletOnYourFloor

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Winner of the greatest choreographed non-choreographed professional/amateur dance video of all time. #HandsInHisPockets #HisMotherMadeHimTakeDanceLessonsAsAChild.

[Michael de Adder @deAdder]

Just because.....

https://t.co/tMXDoVNFEf

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

The @youngbucksUSA wouldn't take me in their 63 VW van so it's back on the Greyhound from Bemidji for 56 hours, 12 states, four transfers and 42 stops to the @worldcurling @lasvegascurling men's championship. @LVCurlingRocks @usacurl #TooMuchofOklahoma

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Suggestion: Stick to curling and Nevada hookers, bucko. The possum-playing Pal Trulsen and Team Norway played golf the day before the 2002 final in sultry Bismarck, ND and then smacked 10-5 by that @retiredcurler (Randy Ferbey) guy. #AndItWasAPrettyFlatGolfCourse

[Brad Gushue @BradGushue]

Anyone have good contacts for golf in Vegas? Or suggestions?

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Seems to me anyone competing in curling (or anything else) in @LethbridgeCity @TravelAlberta would more likely be knocked out of action by a newly-positive STD than a CVD-19. #Brier2022 @SociableBrier @CurlingCanada #ImOnlyHumanAfterAll

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

Would it be to much to ask of the great unwashed pixel pushers at the #Brier2022 in Lethbridge, AL to gaze down from their lofty press box and discover which four players are missing and then report who has tested positive for Covid-19? #CannotBeThatHard